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Matt77 Posted: 22:28 Apr29 2020 Post ID: 3450587
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...began calling friends and family to announce their impending marriage. Terra was religious, and convinced Terra to wait until marriage. The only problem is that the marriage process takes roughly 18 years on their planet. Terra asked Terra whether he would be willing to flout the rules. Terra considered, but eventually decided that yes, they can play monopoly before marriage.

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Warrior13 Posted: 07:30 Apr30 2020 Post ID: 3450591
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Matt77 Posted: 08:03 Apr30 2020 Post ID: 3450592
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...watching TV together. Thankfully, Terra and Terra shared similar interests in TV shows. They decided their night would be spent watching Law & Order SVU, WWE, American Dad, Spongebob, Storage Wars, and Family Guy. However, after finishing watching all of Season 5 of American Dad, Terra bizarrely decided that...

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Warrior13 Posted: 09:09 Apr30 2020 Post ID: 3450599
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It was time. Time implying...
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Matt77 Posted: 01:59 May01 2020 Post ID: 3450601
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...time to go the shops to buy food.

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Warrior13 Posted: 19:09 May01 2020 Post ID: 3450607
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Like strawberries and whipped cream, the same they will be using later in bed doing...
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Matt77 Posted: 23:18 May01 2020 Post ID: 3450609
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...TV-watching, when they watch Season 2 of Storage Wars. On their way back home from the shops, Terra noticed a large sign. It read "We remind our citizens that 'activities' are strictly prohibited before marriage". Even though they broke the rule that watching TV isn't allowed before marriage, they wouldn't dare break this particular rule, because...

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:09 May03 2020 Post ID: 3450620
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Because nothing. They don't care anymore. They must...
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Matt77 Posted: 22:54 May03 2020 Post ID: 3450624
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...do it. And they did. Terra felt guilty, but Terra on the other hand, was ecstatic. But that feeling quickly turned to horror. He was pregnant already, and the baby would come in a matter of minutes!

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:07 May04 2020 Post ID: 3450627
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It would turn out to be a false alarm. Instead, it was actually...
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Matt77 Posted: 11:20 May04 2020 Post ID: 3450629
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...stomach cramps. This was a common occurrence for Terra. Relieved that he wouldn't have to push a baby out, Terra suggested to Terra they they celebrate, at the famous...

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Warrior13 Posted: 12:00 May04 2020 Post ID: 3450631
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KFC for the quadruple double down! But when they arrived, they would soon learn...
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Matt77 Posted: 21:42 May04 2020 Post ID: 3450633
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...that the coronavirus had been defeated after a 50-year battle galaxy-wide, therefore they could dine in at the restaurant. This would be perfect for Terra, as it meant...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:22 May05 2020 Post ID: 3450638
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...they could sit at his favorite table. Just then, a messenger walked up and handed him a letter. It read "Your name change application had been approved." This was good so there would no longer any confusion over who was who, His new name was...
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Matt77 Posted: 22:08 May05 2020 Post ID: 3450639
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...Tara, as it originally was. Terra was annoyed that someone else had a name as awesome as hers. As a way to celebrate his old name returning, he ordered an additional 10 buckets of popcorn chicken for them to eat. However,...

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Warrior13 Posted: 11:46 May06 2020 Post ID: 3450643
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He lost his appetite the more he pondered about his name was now the ugly version of the same. Now depressed, it was up to Terra to eat all the chicken. About five buckets down, she...
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Matt77 Posted: 12:28 May06 2020 Post ID: 3450645
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...got a tap on the shoulder. It was Samus Aran, the first ever named character from an old forum thread called 'Keep the story going'! Terra then had a mixed reaction of fainting and spewing. Tara was still sad, so he went and asked Samus whether she...

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Warrior13 Posted: 14:10 May06 2020 Post ID: 3450648
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Could legally turn his name back to the hot version of his name. Sadly, she couldn't. However, she could...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:41 May06 2020 Post ID: 3450649
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...change Terra's name back to Laura, who had changed it so she could remain in the story without anyone noticing. She was still depressed over the fact that her ex-boyfriend Hunk had eaten her puppy, Jess. Tara had made her happier because he...

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Matt77 Posted: 22:39 May06 2020 Post ID: 3450656
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...simply did not eat her puppies. In fact, he realised he hadn't seen any of Laura's puppies yet. As payment for the name-changing, Samus was allowed to accompany them to Laura's apartment. When they arrived, they discovered...

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