Here is how this works--you post a statement that is in response to the statement above you, but starts with the next letter of the alphabet after the first letter of the previous post. For example:
POST 1: Are you awake yet?
POST 2: Barely, why?
POST 3: Come on, get up, it's almost 10:00!
POST 4: Did I oversleep?
POST 5: Exactly!
And so on. Your response can be as long or short as you want, but must start with the next letter and must constitute a response to the above post. I will start us off with:
As creator of this thread, I get the first post!
I brought back my original anime cat girl!