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Billyo Posted: 18:05 Aug22 2013 Post ID: 3269411
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Ok, Here we go: What did the Ghost say to the Bee.?


Boobie.!!...HaaHaa TeeHee.!!
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:44 Aug22 2013 Post ID: 3269445
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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender."One Ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopecks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopecks for the beer and fifty kopecks for the perestroika." Reluctantly the customer gives the bartender a ruble and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecks and says, "We are out of beer."
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Billyo Posted: 13:35 Aug23 2013 Post ID: 3269571
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A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a book, And he noticed he had his collar on backwards. So he ask the man why he had his collar on backwards. The man who was a priest said "I am a Father". The little boy said, "My daddy doesn`t wear his collar like that".
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many". The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesn`t wear his collar that way".
The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly for awhile , then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar".!!... haha tee hee...
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:19 Aug23 2013 Post ID: 3269602
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked,"Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?" "Yup, sure am!" "How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Ten pounds." The bartender said, "Why what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds. The proud father said "Just had him circumcised!"
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Billyo Posted: 09:11 Aug24 2013 Post ID: 3269719
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What`s more Dangerous than pulling out a Sharks tooth.?

Giving a Porcupine a Back Rub.!!...
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KingofCorn Posted: 14:12 Aug24 2013 Post ID: 3269795
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A brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the brit."They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Billyo Posted: 11:18 Aug25 2013 Post ID: 3269932
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said "I`ve gota big problem doctor. Every time were in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out an earsplitting yell".
"My dear," said the shrink. "that's completely natural. I don`t see what the problem is?"
"The problem is." she complained, "Is that it wakes me up!"
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superblobby Posted: 14:31 Aug25 2013 Post ID: 3269978
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Billyo and KingofCorn are racing. Both in their cars they are adjacent one another at high speeds along the coast.

Unintentionally, they both veer off the cliff edge at exactly the same millisecond. So who wins?!

Society.
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:05 Aug25 2013 Post ID: 3269987
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Is it just me or did billyo's joke go a little dirty?
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Billyo Posted: 13:22 Aug26 2013 Post ID: 3270147
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K, Maybe that was a little dirty, But, I didn`t swear. Right?
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:36 Aug26 2013 Post ID: 3270177
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No you didn't
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Billyo Posted: 01:20 Aug28 2013 Post ID: 3270428
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How can you spot a Dogwood Tree.?

By its Bark.!!...
Haa, ha, haa. Oh, wooo! bad one Aey.?
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:22 Aug28 2013 Post ID: 3270429
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Wow that's one for the fourth graders.
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Chikablam Posted: 13:22 Aug28 2013 Post ID: 3270516
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superblobby said:Billyo and KingofCorn are racing. Both in their cars they are adjacent one another at high speeds along the coast.

Unintentionally, they both veer off the cliff edge at exactly the same millisecond. So who wins?!

Society.


Actually laughed, I applaud you my good sir
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:30 Aug29 2013 Post ID: 3270580
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Society always wins
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Billyo Posted: 14:37 Aug31 2013 Post ID: 3271060
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KingofCorn said:Wow that's one for the fourth graders.



Yeah, I got that one, Off of One of those popsicle sticks.!!... lol..
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KingofCorn Posted: 13:11 Sep04 2013 Post ID: 3271767
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Wow
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tegan41 Posted: 16:04 Sep04 2013 Post ID: 3271785
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get across. Smile
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KingofCorn Posted: 23:04 Sep04 2013 Post ID: 3271858
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who lays on a porch?
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Billyo Posted: 20:29 Sep10 2013 Post ID: 3272843
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How many Pokémon members does it take to screw in a Light Bulb.?

GIVE UP ? 5: 1 to hold the Bulb, And 4 to turn the Ladder.!!... Haa ha ha..!!
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