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Matt77 Posted: 17:51 Feb15 2016 Post ID: 3402067
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Thankfully Dad jokes toned down once I got older, but geez they were horrendous when I was younger.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:31 Feb15 2016 Post ID: 3402083
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Why did the dog wear red socks?
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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testuser Posted: 05:45 Feb16 2016 Post ID: 3402107
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That is pretty bad. thanks

One of my kids favourites.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 16:37 Feb16 2016 Post ID: 3402127
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The Pterodactyl one was funny but everyone knows the tissue dancing, that one was so popular in Year 2 among students and teachers
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KingofCorn Posted: 22:28 Feb16 2016 Post ID: 3402160
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Why did the Dragonborn go to High Hrothgar?
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testuser Posted: 08:14 Feb17 2016 Post ID: 3402180
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Nice.. gaming jokes. Erm dont know any of those.


The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar... It was tense.
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:52 Feb18 2016 Post ID: 3402223
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Why aren't men allowed to show portraits of their swords in public?

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testuser Posted: 13:59 Feb18 2016 Post ID: 3402249
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I have a fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it.
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Aeon-Flux Posted: 14:10 Feb18 2016 Post ID: 3402253
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Ha-ha... I've honestly never heard any of these jokes. Got me laughing.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:02 Feb18 2016 Post ID: 3402280
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testuser said:The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar... It was tense.


Siri told me that one. [email protected] myself a little over it though, a rare, funny dad joke.

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Aeon-Flux Posted: 19:38 Feb18 2016 Post ID: 3402285
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Does Siri have any dad jokes?
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testuser Posted: 04:05 Feb20 2016 Post ID: 3402434
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A termite walks into a bar and asks. Is the bar tender here?

A friend of mine fell into a lens grinding machine. He made a spectacle of himself.
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balthiersbit Posted: 13:03 Feb21 2016 Post ID: 3402556
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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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testuser Posted: 15:38 Feb21 2016 Post ID: 3402574
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey!

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testuser Posted: 04:33 Feb25 2016 Post ID: 3402849
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Bumping because I'm evil.

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They thanked me. I said "Don't mention it."

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Matt77 Posted: 05:07 Feb25 2016 Post ID: 3402852
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I don't get the first one.

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testuser Posted: 05:55 Feb25 2016 Post ID: 3402853
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Well im afraid no one is going to talk about it.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 16:29 Feb25 2016 Post ID: 3402884
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Yeah I don't get the first one either...
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:40 Feb26 2016 Post ID: 3402924
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Don't mention the elephant in the room
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testuser Posted: 13:50 Feb26 2016 Post ID: 3402961
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Yeah ok.. its an expression. if there is some big thing that no one want to talk about its the elephant in the room.

But did you know that you can't Run through a camp site. You can only Ran...... Because it's past tents.
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