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Matt77 Posted: 19:12 Feb26 2016 Post ID: 3402975
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Yeah I knew that but it just never made a connection with the joke for me.

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danielroxheaps Posted: 16:21 Feb28 2016 Post ID: 3403165
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Thumbs Up Past tents...
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KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
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testuser Posted: 18:38 Feb28 2016 Post ID: 3403169
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So a few things about me...

I hate those Russian dolls.. They are so full of themselves.
I do like whiteboards though.. they are remarkable.

Oh and some people say I am condescending. That means I talk down to people.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:45 Feb28 2016 Post ID: 3403170
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Haha if only this forum was made in 2001 and my dad came across it...
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fatassmonkey Posted: 12:34 Feb29 2016 Post ID: 3403219
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I never lived with my dad, so I never got the fortune of being able to hear these but oh man, they're great.
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testuser Posted: 08:59 Mar24 2016 Post ID: 3405453
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Well I have achieved the ultimate fatherhood goal. I have been asked by my kid to not join them when a friend of theirs comes round for dinner later. I am too embarrassing.
OH YEAH.

So to celebrate:

Did you hear about the french cheese factory that exploded.... there was nothing left but de brie!
Where do you learn to make ice cream... - Sundae School!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself.... It was too tyred!
Why did the scarecrow win an award.... It was outstanding it its field!


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SayfUmairIsa Posted: 11:27 Mar29 2016 Post ID: 3405764
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We shall need more explaining
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Matt77 Posted: 18:40 Mar29 2016 Post ID: 3405781
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You've said this in almost 6 threads.

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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:11 Mar31 2016 Post ID: 3405956
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What kind of bagel can fly?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:50 May29 2016 Post ID: 3410951
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Bumping cause Mark can't keep the bad jokes to one thread.

Also that joke above scared everyone away.



This isn't really a joke but:
Why shouldn't you visit a country that doesn't speak English as their first language?
Because they don't speak English
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balthiersbit Posted: 16:08 May31 2016 Post ID: 3411129
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omg the horror! The topic is back...

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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:09 May31 2016 Post ID: 3411132
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*Smiles creepily, slowly showing off teeth* Evil *You go like Speak to the hand*
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Matt77 Posted: 21:51 Jun01 2016 Post ID: 3411276
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Jake said:Today I did more work and played more fallout 4. I'm so repetitive.

I said:Don't Fallout of the cycle!

Dan said:Matt, f**k you. That's something Mark would say and then I'd scream and throw a chair through a window.

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testuser Posted: 14:37 Jun05 2016 Post ID: 3411660
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Ooooh is it back?
Muahhaahahaaaaa!

Did I tell you about my racing snail? I took off his shell to try to make him go faster, but it just made him sluggish!
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balthiersbit Posted: 15:27 Jun06 2016 Post ID: 3411729
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MAKE IT STOP PLEASE I BEG YOU

lol some arent too bad I will admit it

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danielroxheaps Posted: 15:36 Jun06 2016 Post ID: 3411732
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True but then others make you want to Brick WallBrick WallBrick Wall
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testuser Posted: 16:51 Jun06 2016 Post ID: 3411757
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Oh come on.. its not the end of the world.
Although I can tell you jokes about the end of the world like there's no tomorrow.

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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:35 Jun06 2016 Post ID: 3411764
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Did you see that film about the guy with a hammer? It was a hit!
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Matt77 Posted: 07:12 Jun07 2016 Post ID: 3411839
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...kill me now...

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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:20 Jun07 2016 Post ID: 3411887
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Yay!

The graveyard looks really crowded, people must be dying to get in there.
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