You could be... But you had to... Game

fine, noone can defeat my army...although it is already the best..so not much point really.
you could travel the world for free, but the flight would take really long.

yes. i would go by boat instead

you could have an invincible tank but not the keys

fine, im good at lock picking.
you could have wheels instead of legs, but the tires would be flat.

no, i don't want wheels for legs!

you could have a bazooka but no ammo

i already have a bazooka *points at stickman in background of my avy*
you could conquer your worst fear, but youd have to experience it for 5 days.

I would conquer first so the other 5 days would be nothing

You could have anything you wanted ANY THING you name it its yours but you had to be some old lady and you could not change that you had to stay as the old lady and you like to say "Bum bum didy" all the time for no reson, has a shirt that says "JAAAAAM" and you never changed it and you can NEVER chang it, wears a shower cap, has one of thos small yapy dogs, and the only person that will go out wilth you is a old man that has the IQ of a pice of wood and every time you tryed to make some one like you they ran anway no mater what you were going to give them or what you were going to do to them. So would you?

that sounds familiar...but nah.
you could be the king but youd have to be bankrupt