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Bronco11 Posted at: 20:39 Oct16 2005 Post ID: 473087
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WRITTEN BY SHADOWGX, NOT ME

The n00blet zone: FAQ here! Plz don't be annoying with unnecessary questions.

Q: How do you get Mew?
A: Get the ticket/ Old Sea map from a Nintendo event, which you will have a hard finding, or get a cheat device. And no those events ARE NOT on the games.

Q: What about the other legendaries? Deoxys, Lugia, and Ho-oh.
A: Again tickets or cheats. For god's sake just use a cheat device. It saves valuable time and $$$.

Q: What's the best cheat device?
A: Personally I like AR 'cause it hasn't deleted my games at all and I had a he!! of a time with my Game Shark. You could also go with a Code Breaker but those aren't as common for good codes.

Q: Where do I get those at?
A: ...

Q: How and when do I get Latias/ Latios?
A: After you beat the Elite 4 your mother (on the game) asks you about a Pokemon on TV. She wants to know the color of the monster. Blue= Latios and red= Latias.

Q: How do I get the other one?
A: Got to Southern Island with another ticket and the other one should be there. Cheats are easier.

Q: If I get a cheat device, where do I get codes?
A: Sections of this site or pre-loaded codes. You could also Google search codes. There is also some recommendations in the user manual.

Q: How can I get all 9 starters?
A: Some can be traded. Cyndaquil, Chikorita and Totodile can be obtained through Colluseum and cheats. The rest can be traded from Fire Red/ Leaf Green or Ruby/ Sapphire/ Emerald.

Q: Can I trade from older games?
A: NO!

Q: Who's the best starter?
A: Well who's the best singer?

Q: What's the best type of Pokemon?
A: Who's the prettiest/ hansomest person in the world?

Q: Why did you answer those questions like that?
A: 'Cause that's pretty much what you're askin' except with different scenarios. It depends on how you battle and what your tastes are.

Q: Which game should I get?
A: If you're in the Emerald forums apparently you have interest in Emerald.

Q: What's so different about Emerald?
A: Battle Frontier, Pokemon animations, you can get Kyogre and Groudon, stars Rayquaza, doesn't have a counter part.

Q: Don't you just mean the Battle Tower?
A: No. Frontier.

Q: Does anything happen when you get all the Pokemon in the dex?
A: You get a certificate from some guy. Yay...

Q: What can you do after you beat the game?
A: Nothin' but trainin' and boredom.

Q: When does Diamond/ Pearl come out?
A: You're in the wrong forum. GO TO DIAMOND.

Q: What do you do to get the legendary dogs?
A: Trade from Fire Red/ Leaf Green. Not availiable on Emerald.

Q: What is an E-Reader and how do I use it on the Altering Caves?
A: An E-Reader is a card swippy thing that you can use somehow to get certain monsters, besides Zubat, in the cave.

Q: Can you rate my team real quick?
Magikarp: Lv. 210
Charizard: Lv. 255
Mewtwo: Lv. 199
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A: You fail at life

Q: How come everyone here seems to be so crabby?
A: People like you who ask stupid questions over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... etc. Read other posts and questions befroe you post or submitt your stuff and maybe people will be less, upset shall I say.

Hope this helps all you nOOb-like people out there. PLEASE don't irritate me or my alter ego will have a few words with you and you won't have any words ever again.

Q: One last question! Didn't you copy this from Fwank?
A: *SpiritGX pops out of a corner* I asked him 2-3 times to go do one of his nOOb topics in Emerald but I never got a reply and I have yet to see one of these here. *Pulls out AK-9* Hey! I still have this! *BAM*

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-SGX

A few more by Bronx

Q- I see a guy named Bleep, ss5 vegito, Bronco11 Cipher Wizard, and some other dudes giving sucky device! Are they stupid
A- No their not. Any N00Blet reading this guide sucks out loud. Listen to Bleep, cipher, and SS5 Vegito.
Invalid Username Posted at: 21:00 Oct16 2005 Post ID: 473133
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I'm having sum problemz... lol

I'm surprised Pok�mon Contests are rarely mentioned here. I need a top class Cute Pok�mon if anyone has suggestions.
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shot_calla51 Posted at: 11:06 Oct17 2005 Post ID: 473661
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lol wow bronx you've out done yourself


The day has arrived where I put in my very own signature with Fiend Codes:
SSBB = 0259-0069-0106
Pokemon Diamond = 4596 9316 5087
Bronco11 Posted at: 15:51 Oct17 2005 Post ID: 474125
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Oh your write. well go to Pokemon Sapphire Walkthroughs, and read my guide on Pokemon Contests. A good cute Pokemon is Whiscash.
Cipher_Wizard Posted at: 17:02 Oct17 2005 Post ID: 474221
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Glad to see the FAQs spreading. It's important for this to happen. I really hate it when some n00bs think they're so good not to read the FAQ and find themselves begging for something that's answered in there. Bronx, thanks for putting me in that FAQ, glad to be good enough Smile
If you see me posting, it's because I've been asked to. Which I guess would mean I'm taking requests.
sexymikey08 Posted at: 19:17 Oct18 2005 Post ID: 475474
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hey this is for bronco11

do you know where to get the exp.share please help
pokecrusher Posted at: 10:33 Oct19 2005 Post ID: 476040
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HEY! Mikey u should write that in 1 post!keep spamming and u will be a n00b not a newb
Man I just dont know anymore.
Bronco11 Posted at: 15:26 Oct19 2005 Post ID: 476321
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You get it from Steven's dad at thee Devon Corp. in Rustboro City.
sexymikey08 Posted at: 17:41 Oct20 2005 Post ID: 478191
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sry about the second post i accidently hit submit post twice sry about that pokecrusher thanks broco11
do you know a way that i can beat master contest with a
Blazikin moves
blast burn
blazekick
ember
overheat

do you know a way i could please help
The_Arbiter101 Posted at: 22:38 Oct20 2005 Post ID: 478477
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get rid of blast burn
I'm going to study and devote my time and become a Ninja! Ninjas are awsome!! come and join my new team, Team Resident Evil Thanks To Friendly_Dragon43 for the siggy ^_^

Fwank Posted at: 04:04 Oct25 2005 Post ID: 486947
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mitch, according to forum rules you're too young to join these forums, plz come back in 2 years time =(
Bronco11 Posted at: 19:31 Oct26 2005 Post ID: 490344
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On 20-Oct-2005 sexymikey08 said:sry about the second post i accidently hit submit post twice sry about that pokecrusher thanks broco11
do you know a way that i can beat master contest with a
Blazikin moves
blast burn
blazekick
ember
overheat

do you know a way i could please help
Just switch Blast Burn for Sunny Day and your golden!
Cornflakesforeva Posted at: 06:46 Mar27 2006 Post ID: 762559
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"Q: Who's the best starter?
A: Well who's the best singer?"

Recommended starter would be Bulbasaur. States this in pretty much any legitimate FAQ or walkthrough.

"Q: Can you rate my team real quick?
Magikarp: Lv. 210
Charizard: Lv. 255
Mewtwo: Lv. 199
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A: You fail at life"

Someone fails at life for asking about something on the internet? Sounds like someone takes the internet a little too serious.


This FAQ probably took him 10 minutes. It's too blunt and needs more detail.
Bronco11 Posted at: 19:42 Mar28 2006 Post ID: 764757
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It doesn't matter. If you have a level 210 Magikarp, you DO fail at life >.Bulba imo.
Cornflakesforeva Posted at: 05:03 Apr03 2006 Post ID: 772361
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On 28-Mar-2006 Bronco11 said:It doesn't matter. If you have a level 210 Magikarp, you DO fail at life >.Bulba imo.
No, no. I'm afraid you too are a failure.
Ralf da bald guy Posted at: 19:50 May05 2006 Post ID: 813658
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just shut up okay this should be closed to prevent spamming like that
First of all, don't hotlink images, second don't post links related to pornsites!
sasuke_uchiha Posted at: 09:46 May07 2006 Post ID: 815630
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Hi ummm....I just wanted to know using the action replay which by the way is great...lol what code is there to get any pokemon move and teach it to any pokemon?.....
shinny zapdos Posted at: 16:02 May07 2006 Post ID: 815970
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don't spam this!!!

thanks to Cross Stinger for the avy and sigSmile
Ralf da bald guy Posted at: 00:45 May08 2006 Post ID: 816478
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damn i wish i got my mod spot here but i dont post enough but i say again it should be closed to prevent spam if theyre gunna do that
First of all, don't hotlink images, second don't post links related to pornsites!
diequickplz Posted at: 14:53 Jul16 2006 Post ID: 926857
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um where are the two guys in sootoplois city that i have tot alk to to get in cave of origin?
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