Quotes from the best men ever, me thinks. =D
Dialogue here at the Green Day concert, from the coolest dude around, Billie Joe Armstrong. HILARIOUS...
Billie Joe: *To crowd member he wants on stage* Ever gotten laid before?
Crowd member: *Who looks about seventeen* No, why?
Billie Joe: Well, you're going to be by the end of the evening.
*Gets him on stage, and snogs his face off*
I kid you not, it's a tradition of Billie's to kiss a man at every concert. =P
Anyway...
"I want to live my dream instead of my... my... REALITY!" - James Morgan, everyone's favourite Rocket, on revealing that he wants to be a Pokemon Master.
Little DBZ here:
Vegeta: Kakarott, I'd rather die than fuse with you!
Goku: But, Vegeta... we're already dead!
There are three things I cannot tolerate; cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. - Freeza. I roffled at that one, I really did...