SC Quotes, just for random amusement... =P

One from Stewie
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

'Why? Why did I tell her that I loved her?' ? me frowning upon Shiny Zapdos

You love Shiny Zapdos? That was funny. XD. :P

This is a little talk between me and a friend

Friend: If you could be any one or thing from any game who or what would you be
Me: A Chao
Friend: A Chao? Why?
Me: Because you can't kill them they are alwase there mucking you laughing at you inslating you because you can't touch them
Friend: What about when you send them away to the chao forest
Me: That just shows you a bad father and you are not ready for the real world
Friend: Well what about when you keep jumping on them and they turn in to a caccon and die?
Me: You see they don't die they just teleport to the cops and they tell them what a bad person you are and you git 5 to 6 hard time
Friend: UH I see

*Bump.*

Ain't been here for a while, my PC is knackered thanks to my dad, he doesn't know how to use one. It's fulla spyware now... >_< MSN's f*cked up too... Man this sucks...

Oh well, in the time of "knackeredness" of my PC I've been pwning demons on Devil May Cry 3(Got for Christmas), when I'd usually be here. ^_^

Hmm... a bit off topic there quote...

King Authur: "Knights of Ni, we have found you a shrubbery."
KoN: "We are no longer the Knights that say Ni, we are now, the Knights who Icky Icky Icky Icky Ptang!"
King Authur: "OK, Knights who say-- Knights who recently said Ni."
KoIIIIP: "Hmm, it's a nice shrubbery, but we need one more thing from you."
King Authur: "And, what would that be?"
KoIIIIP: "Another shrubbery!"
King Authur: "Another shrubbery?! What's wrong with this one?"
KoIIIIP: "We need another shrubbery to sit next to this one, and when you've found another shrubbery. You must cut down the mightest tree in the forest with a HERRING!"

*roffles* I love Monty Python...
JIIIMM!!! I was wondering where the bloody hell you were...

O.O

My name is Jim not JIIIMM!!! But my PC's screwed, as I said... Oh well. And if you got that card, you'll know how crap my handwriting is. =P So, you in America yet? Or still London? Or Belguim, you said you'd go there... I think. *Reads sig.* I think you'll find everyone owns him, not the other way around too. o.O

Here's a quote that happened on Boxin' Day.

Me: Dude.
Richard: Yeah?
Me: Dookie's mint.
Richard: O.O
Me: The album, not the stuff that comes outta your @ss!
Richard: Ohh...

-_-
Fine. Hullo, James. And your handwriting wasn't that bad...also I went to Belguim, went to America, came back early. And meh, to you for that last thing.

French Class, ages ago.

Me: We have no teacher!
Class: *Riots*
*some bloke comes running in out of breath*
Him: I am your supply today and my name is Monsier Bono
Class: *stares*
Bono: No, not like the guy from U2...
Class: *stares some more*
Nicole: *bursts out laughing*
Class: *follows*
Bono: *wonders why we're all laughing at him*

Some time later..

Bono: We will be revising holidays, take this question. Ou vas Celine?
Class: *giggles*
Bono: Oh I suppose it does sound a bit like vaceline. Ahaha.
Class: *stops and stares*
Me: Sir, you just completely ruined it...

Tune into the thread later on guys, as I annouce my final memory of the Legend Killer, and it's on facing The Vionic Cripper, 76erforlife in a 10 questions Legend Killer Match on WWE. Who won? Stay tuned

You wouldn't post if it had been him/her that had won....

^What r and c said,why would you post a loss?

You guys are too smart for me. Of course I won, Why would a post a match that will end up ruining my reputation. Tried to full ya, but you got me.

*blinks* reputation?

He has a reputation? Hm, never knew that.

my thoughts exactly

On 02-Jan-2006 gogobananas said:

*blinks* reputation?

agreed, jeez I want to take him on so that "The offical idoit" can beat him, then he would have the reputation or "being beat by an idiot" (no flaming intended)

um....I'm out of quotes for now.

On 02-Jan-2006 the_ff_master said:

*Bump.*

Ain't been here for a while, my PC is knackered thanks to my dad, he doesn't know how to use one. It's fulla spyware now... >_< MSN's f*cked up too... Man this sucks...

Oh well, in the time of "knackeredness" of my PC I've been pwning demons on Devil May Cry 3(Got for Christmas), when I'd usually be here. ^_^

Hmm... a bit off topic there quote...

King Authur: "Knights of Ni, we have found you a shrubbery."
KoN: "We are no longer the Knights that say Ni, we are now, the Knights who Icky Icky Icky Icky Ptang!"
King Authur: "OK, Knights who say-- Knights who recently said Ni."
KoIIIIP: "Hmm, it's a nice shrubbery, but we need one more thing from you."
King Authur: "And, what would that be?"
KoIIIIP: "Another shrubbery!"
King Authur: "Another shrubbery?! What's wrong with this one?"
KoIIIIP: "We need another shrubbery to sit next to this one, and when you've found another shrubbery. You must cut down the mightest tree in the forest with a HERRING!"

OH gosh. I did a play on that in seventh grade. I was the Kollp dude. Man fun times. :P

sweet, here some more family guy

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

Friends!(the show, of course)

Mr. Paulson: I would like to talk to you, Ross.
Ross's girlfriend: But, dad..
Mr. Paulson: You're next. *she stays still*
Ross: Look, before we talk, I have something to say.
Mr. Paulson: Yea? What.
Ross: I, too, am a neat guy.
Mr. Paulson looks blank
Ross: And I am also a love machine.
Mr. Paulson: *stares* Hey, let me show you to the guest room.

That's real funny guys. Well anyway, like me or love me or not, I am making this one my last quote.

First off, as usual, it started off with the call out

76erforlife: Yo fool! You got a real problem dissing my people here on IGN man. And I'm getting sick of it. If you can't hang with the best, then go be with the rest.

Lyxon: Gee Dog, I "feel" ya on that one. "Hanging" with you "Homes" is all fun and all, but I think I just rather kick your tail in a Legend Killer's Challenge.

76erforlife: Alright dog, your on! But I bet it's going to be on a game that you don't have any info on. It's called, 50 Cent-Bulletproof. You want some, Come get some.

Lyxon: That's what I wanted you to say. Bring it on, Dog!

I almost bit off more then I can crew, but I telling you, when you mess with the Legend Killer, he will stop it nothing to beat you.

76erforlife: Ha, ha. Hey man, it's 7-3, I won fool. Just give up. The Legend Killer is no more.

Lyxon: You know, we all want something that we can't have. Put your money where you grill is and keep your raps to yourself. This match isn't over yet.

Then in a amazing come back, I came back and beat him, 10-9. I made the Vionic Cripper regret he ever messed with the Legend Killer.

Lyxon: Game over, "Dog". Looks like the fake gangster got his grills knocked out. Guess he won't be bling-blinging anytime soon.

76erforlife: Nah, Nah man. You musted of cheated somehow. I'll get you back for this.

Lyxon: *Throws up the peace sign in a cool fashion* Peace out fool.

God, that was a nice quote. Well guys, that's it for me. No more of these quotes for a long time. Talk all you want about me guys, but the fact is that I earned the Rep as the Legend Killer, and no one else has. Feel the Hype!