I got three. Oh, and if anyone has played the second mario and luigi game, they'll understand the first one.
AREA RESTRICTED. ALL N00B INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ. !
WE R TEH SHR00B ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN RoFL. THEN U AM CRY
WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS
WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN N00BS 4 TEH MASTER SHR00BZ0RS.
U=N00BS. BROZ.= L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. W00T! W00T! W00T! W00T!
TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ J00.
U WILL GET FLATZ0RED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
The next two are from Bob and George: The Comic Strip
X: Now then, where were we?
George: No, you can't....can't just continue the conversation like nothing's happened.
X: What do you mean?
George: You just killed everyone! You just destroyed their core personalities!
X: Oh, that? Please be sensible, George. Do you really I would destroy their core personalities, killing them permamently?
George: You started this whole things by assimilating them against their own will.
X: That is entirely besides the point
Megaman: Gotta keep running.... Why am I running?
Bass: Hey! Megaman!
Megaman: What the hell? Bass?! What are you doing?
Bass: Protoman sent me to follow you.
Megaman: Oh, ok then.
Bass: Hey, why are you running, anyway?
Megaman: To tell you the truth, I can't remember why I'm running.
Bass: So, why don't you stop running?
*pause of silence*
Megaman: Damn it! Don't you ever apply logic to my actions! It just screws me up!
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