Then he comes across a dragon who breathes fire in his direction in attempt to rid him. In defense, he cuts a malignant blimed fart. Of course, since farts are composed of methane gas and methane explodes upon contact with flame, there is a huge explosion and the man is rocketed away from the dragon, with flaming methane propelling him. Meanwhile, the explosion from the fart kills the dragon in smell and force.
Owner of the formerly ranked number one Halo PC modded server in the world, FRIGID MASS CTF WAR. Joiner-friendly mods and five-minute hotfixes = loyal clientele.
Been here since February 2004. It's May 2022 as of writing this. Wish Rich would revive this place. Guess I'm only here for the nostalgia now.