Credits fur this goes to Map21. Yes, map21. The fiend who spammed this palce from top to bottom but this is a good story an can be fun!
The Red Fish is coming for you. So what are you going to do? I hope you have fun in your poor, pitiful, existence. Live long and prosper with your rapid dogs of doom. The Red Fish likes dogs in a wrong way. So go back to camp while you sill can. The Blue Fish eat people and dogs so you are screwed both ways. So join me since I'm anti blue and red fish. ..... maybe. The mercenaries that you buy will be the blue fish and will eat your guts out and nibble on your eyes. In your moat lives the red fish who feeds on your enemies bodies and fluids and act like paranoia and will digest its food instantly. So go take a swim and have a nice time =D. Give som� food to your pretty fish who you shall never see. Cause when you do see them, they will eat you aline and you will be nothing but a poor, pitiful, memory in this wonderful hateful game. May the legend of dragoon be with you but Dart hates you like the black soul of his girlfriend Rose. This is just a sample of the horrible things I can send you if you don't join me. You are lucky I don't send you a picture of me and drown yourself in your own tears of hatred of doom. This will be your downfall and will drag you into the gut of myself. So when will it snow snowdog of yesteryear? And when will mom call home? Also how can you buy eggs for 7 cents and sell them for 5 cents and still get a profit? Describe war to me and answer why is everyone trying to kill me? All I tried to do was blow up their buildings and kill hundreds of people and they say I tried to kill them when I was only after the red and blue fishes of doom. Please state your reply back to me.
Now, add to it an' enjoy!
Baby I like it.