"You really think I'm in this to help you?" he asked. "I'm here for the money, Auron. I take orders from no-one, least of all you. Besides, I'm no mortal. I may not be a 'spiritual being', as you put it, but I challenge you to find something that can defeat me!"
The huge demon punched Lowthos into a wall. He stood up, brushing the dust off himself.
"That doesn't count," he said. "Now, let me show you my real power! This is a little attack I've been practicing. I call it... Sunspark Infernus!"
Lowthos's body glowed white-hot, and a huge white shockwave, with fire and electricity flying from it, spread out. All the demons in its path were disintegrated.
"Now, I'm not exactly a sword expert, but I'll bet you couldn't do that much damage that fast, could you?"
Lowthos floated into the air again, recharging the Glove of lowthos for another blast.
"Now, I'm presented with a problem here," he said, floating aound to dodge the attacks being launched at him. "On the one hand, I have a bunch of gus trying to fight off some demons. If I help, I get paid. If I don't, then I don't. On the other hand, however, I have the aforementioned demons. Take a good look at them. Notice the horns, the rock-solid hide, and the thirst for total destruction. Now look at me, and tell me you can't see a resemblance."
Lowthos began to float towards the demons.
"I always hated being on the losing side," he laughed. "I will see you stooges in Hell!"
Lowthos descended into a fiery chasm in the ground, leaving only his crazed laughter behind.
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.