Chavs: The non-educated delinquents and the bergeoning peasant underclass.

On 18-Jan-2006 ozzo said:

Article 2: Chav spotting

Chav Female/ Chavette.

According to the Daily Mail, the females of the species pull their shoddily dyed heir back in that ultra-tight bun known as 'council-house facelift', wear skirts that would be better described as wide belts and tops that expose too much. It is true that stilettos are the favoursed alternative footwear to trainers. Mark One and New Look outfits are always, and most definatly, in.


Hir trends tend to be bottle-blonde and scraped back into a ponytail, with lots of mousse and/ or hairspray, scrunchies, ect.

Chave Male/ Chavo

He wears an England shirst at least three times a week (unless, of course, he's a Ned!), spanking white trainers, trackie bottoms, and a hard, shifty expression. Attitude ia everything, as is the latest cap (the cap logo changes on regular basis).

A shaved head is good. Otherwise, hair stencilling is equally popular-with free styles as well as football team logos and favourite brands like Nike all the rage. Other favourites include slick partings, fringe flicks, curtains, and loads of hair gel.

sorted!

By Rebecca.F.R

A boy flicking his fringe is just gay.

lol, exactly dan..chavs ARE gay :P

Article 3: Famous chav role models

Role Models

Chris Moyles
Christina Aguilera
Coleen McLoughlin
Danniella Westbrook
Eminem
Jade Goody
Jessie Wallace
Jodie Marsh
Jordan
Mel C
Michell (BB)
Paris Hilton
Peter Andre
The Beckhams
Wayne Rooney

By Rebecca.F.R

(A short Article but the next one will be longer ^_^)

BTW im bja.(see sig)

On 19-Jan-2006 ozzo said:

lol, exactly dan..chavs ARE gay :P

Article 3: Famous chav role models

Role Models

Chris Moyles
Christina Aguilera
Coleen McLoughlin
Danniella Westbrook
Eminem
Jade Goody
Jessie Wallace
Jodie Marsh
Jordan
Mel C
Michell (BB)
Paris Hilton
Peter Andre
The Beckhams
Wayne Rooney

By Rebecca.F.R

(A short Article but the next one will be longer ^_^)

Id hardely call eminem a chav.

I sorta guessed :P

and eminem is a chav..look I am not saying ALL chavs are bad..I just like talking about them :P and eminem is a chav..face the facts.

No he isnt,just cause i like him doesnt mean ill say he isnt,im saying it because he isnt.
Reasons:
He does have money and he works for it.
He doesnt have a fringe to flick and if he did he would never.
He doesnt use hair gel.

look, they are just suggestions..wateva..anyway new article.

Article 4: Chav talk

Language

?*!*

Expletives are helpful and used as frequently as possible, varying in crudeness depending on how much cider has been drunk or how much glue has been sniffed by said Chav.

"F*ck" punctuates sentences when vocabulary is elusive or just lacking.
"F*cking" replaces adjectives and "****" replaces a person.



"*****" (woman/ girlfriend)

"Blazing" (very good)

"Bone" (erection)

"Brethen" (brothers and close friends)

"Buzzin" (expression of approval)

"Check it" (look at it)

"Chuffed" (pleased with oneself)

"Coffin dodger" (old person)

"Chushty" (cool-a term first used by Bel Trotter!)

"Diss" (to disrespect)

"Dob on" (inform someone to the police)

"Fit" (attractive)

"Floor it" (drive very fast)

"Givin it large" (overdoing things)

"Gov" (athority figure)

"Homeez" (friends)

"Innit" (Isn't it?)

"Knob Jockey" (homosexual)

"Maccy D's" (MacDonald's)

"Minger" (a very ugly person)

"Not a prayer" (no chance)

"Preggers" (pregnant)

"Rat-arsed" (blind drunk)

"Solid" (reffering to strong/ reliable person)

"Spark up" (to light ***)

"Steaming" (drunk as a skunk)

"Talent" (good-looking girl)

"Trek" (go on long journey)

"Wheels" (a car)

"Wire it" (start without a key or owners permission)

"wot u f*ckin say?" (pardon?)

"wot u looking at?" or
"Wot da f*ck you lookin at?" (Is something the matter?)

By Rebecca.F.R

On 19-Jan-2006 dan123456789 said:

BTW im bja.(see sig)

did u notice you no longer mod music?

He asked for his other account to be deactivated.

On 21-Jan-2006 ozzo said:

He asked for his other account to be deactivated.

Article 5: Topics of conversation

Football, fighting, sex, Big Brother, beign bored, winning the Lottery, Argos catalogues, the latest Nike advert on the box, Kung Fu, Coronation Street, Bad Girls, Footballers' Wives, Eastenders, Trisha, sex, money, becoming rich by doing nothing, beign spotted by the producer of a reality TV show and becoming famous, sex, money, being bored...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

By Rebecca.F.R

that article was a bit small..but there wasn't much to say about it

On 20-Jan-2006 ozzo said:

look, they are just suggestions..wateva..anyway new article.

Article 4: Chav talk

Language

?*!*

Expletives are helpful and used as frequently as possible, varying in crudeness depending on how much cider has been drunk or how much glue has been sniffed by said Chav.

"F*ck" punctuates sentences when vocabulary is elusive or just lacking.
"F*cking" replaces adjectives and "****" replaces a person.

Favourite sayings

"*****" (woman/ girlfriend)

"Blazing" (very good)

"Bone" (erection)

"Brethen" (brothers and close friends)

"Buzzin" (expression of approval)

"Check it" (look at it)

"Chuffed" (pleased with oneself)

"Coffin dodger" (old person)

"Chushty" (cool-a term first used by Bel Trotter!)

"Diss" (to disrespect)

"Dob on" (inform someone to the police)

"Fit" (attractive)

"Floor it" (drive very fast)

"Givin it large" (overdoing things)

"Gov" (athority figure)

"Homeez" (friends)

"Innit" (Isn't it?)

"Knob Jockey" (homosexual)

"Maccy D's" (MacDonald's)

"Minger" (a very ugly person)

"Not a prayer" (no chance)

"Preggers" (pregnant)

"Rat-arsed" (blind drunk)

"Solid" (reffering to strong/ reliable person)

"Spark up" (to light ***)

"Steaming" (drunk as a skunk)

"Talent" (good-looking girl)

"Trek" (go on long journey)

"Wheels" (a car)

"Wire it" (start without a key or owners permission)

"wot u f*ckin say?" (pardon?)

"wot u looking at?" or
"Wot da f*ck you lookin at?" (Is something the matter?)

By Rebecca.F.R

WRONG!Its called a boner.

On 28-Jan-2006 dan123456789 said:

WRONG!Its called a boner.

wrong! the chav calls it a bone, the normal teenager would call ti a boner.

No!They call a **** a bone.But an erection is a boner.

i'm not even going to ask how you know that...

don't question the journalist! >:(

On 30-Jan-2006 BlackNinja said:

i'm not even going to ask how you know that...

Every teennager should know that.

On 20-Jan-2006 ozzo said:

look, they are just suggestions..wateva..anyway new article.

Article 4: Chav talk

Language

?*!*

Expletives are helpful and used as frequently as possible, varying in crudeness depending on how much cider has been drunk or how much glue has been sniffed by said Chav.

"F*ck" punctuates sentences when vocabulary is elusive or just lacking.
"F*cking" replaces adjectives and "****" replaces a person.

Favourite sayings

"*****" (woman/ girlfriend)

"Blazing" (very good)

"Bone" (erection)

"Brethen" (brothers and close friends)

"Buzzin" (expression of approval)

"Check it" (look at it)

"Chuffed" (pleased with oneself)

"Coffin dodger" (old person)

"Chushty" (cool-a term first used by Bel Trotter!)

"Diss" (to disrespect)

"Dob on" (inform someone to the police)

"Fit" (attractive)

"Floor it" (drive very fast)

"Givin it large" (overdoing things)

"Gov" (athority figure)

"Homeez" (friends)

"Innit" (Isn't it?)

"Knob Jockey" (homosexual)

"Maccy D's" (MacDonald's)

"Minger" (a very ugly person)

"Not a prayer" (no chance)

"Preggers" (pregnant)

"Rat-arsed" (blind drunk)

"Solid" (reffering to strong/ reliable person)

"Spark up" (to light ***)

"Steaming" (drunk as a skunk)

"Talent" (good-looking girl)

"Trek" (go on long journey)

"Wheels" (a car)

"Wire it" (start without a key or owners permission)

"wot u f*ckin say?" (pardon?)

"wot u looking at?" or
"Wot da f*ck you lookin at?" (Is something the matter?)

By Rebecca.F.R

You forot "bligin'". Don't know what it means exactly, but I've heard plenty of chavs use it.

^exactly, I don't know every word thos creatures use..^

I actually use some of them... well i use minger, rat @rsed, fit etc.