Another one from Billie Joe (this guy has all the best jokes :P) REASONS TO BE A GUY!
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hairdressers dont rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed un-made.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfullness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If somone forgots to invite you to something he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 10$ for a three pack.
If your 36 and single,no one notices.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Three pairs of shoes are enough.
You dont have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quitely watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking"is he mad at me"
Wedding dress=2000$ Tuxuedo rental=75$
You are not exepted to know more than 5 colours.
You know which way to turn a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years.
Your belly usually hids your big hips.(BDW not mine im 5 stone)
No offence to any girls that may be offended to some of the above.