snake_dawg Posted: 18:24 May09 2006
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post your funniest pick up lines here!
Here's one of mine:
Roses are black, violets are red, what are my chances, of getting you in bed?
LOL
Here's one of mine:
Roses are black, violets are red, what are my chances, of getting you in bed?
LOL
The_Arbiter101 Posted: 19:45 May09 2006
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lol i got one from an icon i saw
"baby i thought i was gay, until i met you"
"baby i thought i was gay, until i met you"
I'm going to study and devote my time and become a Ninja! Ninjas are awsome!! come and join my new team, Team Resident Evil Thanks To Friendly_Dragon43 for the siggy ^_^
gogobananas Posted: 19:56 May09 2006
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If I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question? (Not recommended, I have asked this to two people and it dosent work out)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You: Do you have 50c? (Or your countris equivelent)
She: Why?
You: Cause I need to call my mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams (This is a good one actually)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You: Do you have 50c? (Or your countris equivelent)
She: Why?
You: Cause I need to call my mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams (This is a good one actually)
ddog64 Posted: 20:15 May09 2006
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Oldie, If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
One of my favs, You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you.
One of my favs, You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you.
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Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
Fenix kicks *** for the sig and avy.
spideraman99 Posted: 20:37 May09 2006
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ddog- Say the second one to a cop.
okay, pick up a packet of sugar, and tell the girl: hey, I think you dropped your label.
props to pokemonruler for the sweet sig and avatar
okay, pick up a packet of sugar, and tell the girl: hey, I think you dropped your label.
props to pokemonruler for the sweet sig and avatar
yossy666 Posted: 03:41 May10 2006
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lol, they r excellent!!! i have some:
funny: im no fred flinstone, but i can make ur bedrcok
LAME, but funny: so... you're a girl huh? lol XD
i'm new in town, and fogot where i live, can i have directions to your house?
i lost my number, can i have yours?
you must be rly tired, coz u been runnin through my head all day
those r some of my faves lol, but i dont reccommend using them, maybe the last one...
funny: im no fred flinstone, but i can make ur bedrcok
LAME, but funny: so... you're a girl huh? lol XD
i'm new in town, and fogot where i live, can i have directions to your house?
i lost my number, can i have yours?
you must be rly tired, coz u been runnin through my head all day
those r some of my faves
lol, but i dont reccommend using them, maybe the last one...i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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tmcaz Posted: 04:06 May10 2006
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ok, really old, but it worked for me!
so...you come here often?
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
so...you come here often?
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
yossy666 Posted: 06:58 May10 2006
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hahaha, the lame ones r the best!! i love em
i love em i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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Hyperwire_2.0 Posted: 12:28 May10 2006
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Here's one: You look familiar, do you model?
BlackNinja Posted: 15:20 May10 2006
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A good one :D "Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here."
a blind kid Posted: 16:13 May10 2006
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I have some disgusting ones, but I won't share those. o_0
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. :D
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. :D
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Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
BlackNinja Posted: 16:37 May10 2006
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Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Rooku Posted: 18:27 May10 2006
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I got this from a TV show.
Dude: Oh no, your warm!
Lady: I don't think so.
Dude: You are really sick, you must have fallen! Some one call 911!
Lady: I'm not sick!
*Paramedics arrive*
Dude: Are you sure cause it seems you fell right of heaven.
Dude: Oh no, your warm!
Lady: I don't think so.
Dude: You are really sick, you must have fallen! Some one call 911!
Lady: I'm not sick!
*Paramedics arrive*
Dude: Are you sure cause it seems you fell right of heaven.
ÃÃÃÃ- well. isn't this just interesting?
bloodsucker Posted: 18:43 May10 2006
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here is one: is your dad a baker cause youve got buns of steel
chop chop chop Suck It.
join team musicman and team wrestling
join team musicman and team wrestling
tmcaz Posted: 02:30 May11 2006
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lol, you might get smacked if you say that, lol
here's one- how you doin'? (so lame, but it might work)
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
here's one- how you doin'? (so lame, but it might work)
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
gogobananas Posted: 02:48 May11 2006
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Better Version:
Is your Dad a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns! *INSERT SLAP HERE*
Is your Dad a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns! *INSERT SLAP HERE*
rs_lord Posted: 03:09 May11 2006
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my sick friends tried that...do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again, with this american (hot'ssssss) chick at my school, and she was like....maybe later....i almost died from laughing.
Opinion is a bioch ; O
BlackNinja Posted: 15:12 May11 2006
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"I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south."
Solar Ice Posted: 17:07 May11 2006
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OH DEAR GAIA.
You people seriously need psychological/magical assistance. And it just so happens that I'm a Psychology studying Witch. =)
But I'm not helping you, because you're all weird. You might be contagious. I'm currently normal *cough* and I don't want to be considered odd. >.<
I have Cross Stinger love. Go me!
You people seriously need psychological/magical assistance. And it just so happens that I'm a Psychology studying Witch. =)
But I'm not helping you, because you're all weird. You might be contagious. I'm currently normal *cough* and I don't want to be considered odd. >.<
I have Cross Stinger love. Go me!
yossy666 Posted: 02:51 May12 2006
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lol SZ, rightio... those r funny!
those r funny!i wanna live like james dean, i wanna die a superstar.
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