fire_noobie Posted: 02:56 May26 2006
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If you know any funny jokes post them here
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Aeon-Flux Posted: 02:58 May26 2006
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Ah... I don't have any, but I am sure others do.
tmcaz Posted: 03:56 May26 2006
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man, i think this is the third topic where you post your jokes...ah well
here's one: What's green and brown, and lies at the bottom of the toilet?
Kermit the BOG
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
here's one: What's green and brown, and lies at the bottom of the toilet?
Kermit the BOG
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
r and c mega Posted: 03:59 May26 2006
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Not funny. Just...no.
sigs are for losers
gogobananas Posted: 04:00 May26 2006
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Oh God that was lame...
tmcaz Posted: 05:04 May26 2006
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yeah i know...all my good ones would be breaking the forum rules though...
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
Aeshma Posted: 05:45 May26 2006
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This topic is closed.
gogobananas Posted: 05:46 May26 2006
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Liar, its still open.
RJ Fighter Posted: 05:47 May26 2006
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O rly?
lol close it.
lol close it.
gogobananas Posted: 05:47 May26 2006
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Done.
~THREAD OWNED~
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Aeshma Posted: 06:12 May26 2006
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uuhhmmm...guys...the topic says "POST A JOKE!!!" ...so I posted that as "a joke" o_O
gogobananas Posted: 06:29 May26 2006
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I don't understand your sense of humour sometimes Dave.
r and c mega Posted: 07:18 May26 2006
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I got it, it's just not very funny...
sigs are for losers
Tornado212 Posted: 07:27 May26 2006
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Rofl... That convorsation was just so sad, it was funny.
Aeshma Posted: 07:34 May26 2006
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Jokes doesn't always have to be funny...
For example:
You come home from school and your dad comes to you and says with a sad look; "your dog is dead"
You start whining, crying and screaming because Fluffy just died...
Then your dad says "It was just a joke"
See? people don't see that as funny and it's still a joke. A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
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For example:
You come home from school and your dad comes to you and says with a sad look; "your dog is dead"
You start whining, crying and screaming because Fluffy just died...
Then your dad says "It was just a joke"
See? people don't see that as funny and it's still a joke. A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
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r and c mega Posted: 07:44 May26 2006
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Wow, what a cruel sense of humour. People in my school say "I was only joking" as code for "Hey, I was lying"
sigs are for losers
Warrior Lord Posted: 17:52 May26 2006
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Well Aeshma it might be cruel joke for that boy. But I understand your point.
OK here's one...
There's three nuns in the church. They all take a turn of their duty to clean the priest's room each day. At the end of weekend they all were chatting about what they were doing last week. The first nun told the 2 other nuns that she found some porn magazines. The second nun ask the first nun " What did you do with them?" The first nun respond: I threw them away. The second nun told the 2 other nuns that she found some condoms. The first nun ask the second nun "what did you do with them?" The second nun respond: I poke a few holes on them. The third nun fainted.
OK here's one...
There's three nuns in the church. They all take a turn of their duty to clean the priest's room each day. At the end of weekend they all were chatting about what they were doing last week. The first nun told the 2 other nuns that she found some porn magazines. The second nun ask the first nun " What did you do with them?" The first nun respond: I threw them away. The second nun told the 2 other nuns that she found some condoms. The first nun ask the second nun "what did you do with them?" The second nun respond: I poke a few holes on them. The third nun fainted.
fire_noobie Posted: 21:37 May26 2006
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here's one
in the human body, all the organs were having a meeting of who should control the body. The brain said" i should lead because without me you would all shut down". Then the lungs said "no, i should be leader because without me you would have no air to breathe. then the heart went in and said " i should be leader because without me you all would have no blood". Other organs came in to argue but then the rectum spoke up and said could it lead. All the organs just laughed at it and ignored it. this made the rectum upset so it shut itself down for a while leaving all the organs suffering waste and germs clogging up their systems.
Soon they all gave in and made it leader.
(The morale of this story is that you don't have to be smart, talented or strong to be a leader, just an *** hol.)
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in the human body, all the organs were having a meeting of who should control the body. The brain said" i should lead because without me you would all shut down". Then the lungs said "no, i should be leader because without me you would have no air to breathe. then the heart went in and said " i should be leader because without me you all would have no blood". Other organs came in to argue but then the rectum spoke up and said could it lead. All the organs just laughed at it and ignored it. this made the rectum upset so it shut itself down for a while leaving all the organs suffering waste and germs clogging up their systems.
Soon they all gave in and made it leader.
(The morale of this story is that you don't have to be smart, talented or strong to be a leader, just an *** hol.)
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Dark_Warrior Posted: 04:22 May27 2006
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.....Can i be the first one to tell you that you should be shot? im sure ive said it many times before. Hmmm jokes....jokes none are coming to mind at the moment ill get back to this later.
SyStEM oF a DoWn............SlIpKnOT...................KoRn.............HiM............StOnE sOuR............MuShRoOmHeAd
...:::[LMJ].heAt:::...
...:::[LMJ].heAt:::...
tmcaz Posted: 18:22 May27 2006
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Uuuummmm...
ok, this isn't so bad!
Two Japanese tourists are walking down the main street of Ocean Grove, and they see the newspaper headlines out the front of the newsagent. it read "Two Italians, wanted for Rape!"
Then one of the japanese tourists says "B****y wogs, they get all the good jobs!"
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
ok, this isn't so bad!
Two Japanese tourists are walking down the main street of Ocean Grove, and they see the newspaper headlines out the front of the newsagent. it read "Two Italians, wanted for Rape!"
Then one of the japanese tourists says "B****y wogs, they get all the good jobs!"
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
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