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Cross Stinger Posted: 15:04 Oct27 2004 Post ID: 11692

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EXECUTIVE INTRODUCTION
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According to former representatives from the Uletin pharmaceutical company, the specimen known as the Mew prototype Deoxys, the first of five failed attempts to create a clone of Mew since the decision to alter the remnant deoxyribonucleic acid, was reported to have escaped from the scrap vault in their storehouse in Louisiana and become active in the south-eastern USA and Cuba, in which mirages have appeared in view of all witnesses. Two weeks after the March 2001 disappearance, it was captured near the Cayman Islands and transported to Miami for studies. The figure of the captured Deoxys had, besides physical effects of capture, deep violet patches near the groins and brown blemishes in the temple. These characteristics, stated Alan Trudeau, were not recorded in the production of the prototype and were not indicated on the blueprint drafted by Uletin in 1967, two years before Mewtwo�??s violent change of heart caused the dénouement of its genetic repertoire.

Since its withdrawal from Vietnam warfare in 1970, Uletin confined Deoxys to a depot as scrap. The vault in which the creature was stored was left untouched until 1996, when Uletin went bankrupt after a lawsuit incited by the Board and liquidators opened the depot for real estate sale. In 1999, fifty-five chambers of the depot were demolished, with Deoxys�?? vault not among the area deeded for wrecking, and the area purchased by the Houma, Louisiana board of education for erection of a stadium. Two years later, a football match between the Houma and Levitz school districts was postponed when the remains of the depot began to glow ominously. Five hours after the match ended, the depot exploded, and Deoxys careened out of the rubbish through the roof as the tin was engulfed in flames. The stadium and nearby elementary school were badly damaged, and a 200-metre crater left behind was all that remained of the depot the next day.

In the aftermath of the explosion, the Louisiana Department of Education lodged a new lawsuit against the Board for the property damage. It was revealed that the liquidators that had sold the depot neglected to raze the entire depot, having retired from the task due to the inefficacy of the demolition materials. The Internal Revenue Service was indicted, and the liquidators were required to pay a total of $1.5 billion in damages, resulting in many of the resale agencies collapsing. A further $2.2 billion fine was imposed for neglecting to destroy Deoxys. Although the Food and Drug Administration had ordered the liquidators to destroy Deoxys after the lawsuit, scientists in Miami refused to euthanize it after capture. A month would pass before Deoxys was permitted to return to the wild, this time with its potency degraded. The Board has tagged Deoxys and currently presumes that it resides in Armenia. Today Board representatives are investing energy in hearings about the depot explosion.

THE DRAWING BOARD
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In 1958 Uletin, then a struggling pharmaceutical firm, stumbled across a skeleton and a series of dilapidated, defaced ruins in Brazil, where a relative of Alexis Uletin, the dysfunctional founder of the firm, was holidaying. The relative, whose name Uletin never disclosed, agreed to exchange the skeleton, which still had hide attached to it, and fragments of the ruins, for $15 million. Uletin, born in Russia, was compelled to close the deal despite his financial anxieties because he had hoped to implement the ruins and skeleton in a new pursuit. Plus, at the time no extensive research was done on Pokémon at the time at a rate sufficient to raise awareness of the use of their bodies�?? properties. Uletin ploughed a majority of his personal savings into developing a laboratory on a sandbar fifty kilometres from Houma, and studies were done on the skeleton to identify it as an extinct feline Pokémon species known to archaeologists as �??the divine Mew.�?? In archaeological terms, the population of Mew had dwindled in the Cretaceous period, and it was assumed that one species, possibly immortal was left, but this species had evaded publicity for so long that it became conventional to register it as extinct. Using the deoxyribonucleic acid that had endured the test of time in the scraps of hide, the pharmaceutical company began combining duplicates of the DNA strands with blood samples from random feral Pokémon to spawn a line of potent hybrids that would be sold to the American Department of Defence, thereby eliminating Uletin�??s massive debt.

But the development of hybrids was not the ultimate vision for Uletin, and many of the hybrids used in battle in Vietnam were revealed to be androgynous, causing the development of defence in the war to stagnate. The hybridising industry waned quickly and the government reverted to traditional human drafting. Uletin, in the meantime, filled in the time between his employees�?? terms of labour in the medical facilities in using the stockpiled deoxyribonucleic acid of Mew to regenerate the species on a limited scale and retail them as pets.

However, with the influx of civil rights reformations, the trainer population of the USA swelled from a laughable denomination of 1,900 �?? compared to 18,194,000 in Europe �?? Uletin began to have second thoughts. Archaeological studies suggested that Mew was docile and therefore was easy prey for dinosaurs, which themselves were already declining. Trainers would condemn a Pokémon of that nature, and production of regenerated Mew would be a financial black hole in that case. To keep up with the decline of feral populations of evolved Pokémon, the company debated hotly about whether it should alter the stockpiled DNA and use it to create a series of superpower Pokémon.

Work on altering the nitrogen in Mew�??s DNA began in the fall of 1966, and by January 1967 the new DNA was ready for manipulation. The company hunters killed a Tyrogue in North Carolina and mixed its DNA with the altered samples. Within two weeks the form of a new Pokémon presided over the bench. Uletin, elated by the success of the procedure, christened the new Pokémon Deoxys and recorded its characteristics in an application for a patent. For the next three years Uletin was living lavishly off of the profit he made from selling clones of Deoxys �?? which were actually fledglings hatched from eggs incubated by a Ditto �?? to the army. The Deoxys clones were extremely powerful, granted, but, as Uletin failed to consider, they were hermaphrodite like the older hybrids, and they had a brief lifespan. Production of Deoxys continued until 1969, when the army and trainers �?? as well as investors �?? sued. The mother Deoxys was transported back to Houma and deposited in a vault in the old warehouse. The vault was sealed permanently, and Uletin began to experiment with two more hybridisations before deciding to use only the Mew DNA in the stock.

On December 13, 1969, the Mew DNA, after being fortified with raw minerals, spawned Mewtwo and resulted in the destruction of the sandbar laboratory. Uletin died in the disaster. Mewtwo was bootlegged by Giovanni DiLuzio, who had recently founded the criminal syndicate Team Rocket, and, confined to testing near Danville, Virginia, in which its power was amplified and tested before it reneged in 1993, following a reckless institution of an antihuman regime.

SURVIVAL
For thirty-one years Deoxys survived in the vault in Houma, unaffected by visitation by liquidators or the impact of Mewtwo�??s regime. It was also unbeknownst to Uletin miscreants that the Food and Drug Administration had ordered the euthanasia of Deoxys in 1975 out of fears that escalated during the cold War with the Soviet Union. When the warehouse was demolished in 1999, the walls were examined to reveal layers of tin and asbestos, which delayed demolition for weeks before it was abandoned at savings of $22 million. During Deoxys�?? sojourn in the vault, the effects of disuse resulted in the accumulation of psychic energy, which modestly increased to dangerous levels at the time of liquidation. It would take two more years before the energy would build up, reawakening Deoxys. As a result, Deoxys regained its sense of mind and used its surplus energy to destroy its vault, endowing itself with freedom to enjoy the open air for the first time.

The irony behind this instance, however, was that Uletin scientists recorded that Deoxys had been euthanized, so no one expected it to accumulate energy in the sojourn. The euthanasia reports were nothing more than corporate fabrications �?? which were clear to the Food and Drug Administration �?? and the vault was guarded with stealth sensors and mirrors, which are now known to facilitate the development of energy in a Pokémon.

Another conundrum was how Deoxys managed to survive in the vault, which was devoid of oxygen. The reason for the false euthanasia documentation submitted by Uletin to the FDA was merely to assuage the fear of extensive inquiries, which would have been injurious to the firm�??s already struggling income. The truth was that Deoxys simply could not be euthanized, having been engineered to withstand illness and direct injury. Yet, having to spend thirty-one years in a vault under the hazard of suffocation, this immunity served well to prolong its lifespan, and to the surprise of the FDA and the Board, the reason that Deoxys thrived in the vault was that it performed better in areas without oxygen.

Deoxys was not the first anaerobic Pokémon to be spawned, as Gastly is known to thrive when there is no oxygen. When the fact that storage in the vault was viewed as the only efficient means to dispose of failed Pokémon from the laboratory went public in 2001, the Louisiana Board of Sanitation pressed charges against Uletin and deprived them of their property in Houma. The Food and Drug Administration also sued, and when the smoke cleared five former Uletin executives �?? including head Frederick Frieda, were sentenced to prison terms. A sign was erected at the ruins of the depot that Deoxys destroyed whilst escaping:

Foreclosed by the Department of Sanitation for infringement of public order
This is the property of the Cryptozoology Advisory Board

SPACE VIRUS
The design of Deoxys as Uletin envisioned during the gene splicing procedures was reported to be a carryover from a report issued by the Board on a mass of space particles that came into contact with dense water vapour in the troposphere, resulting in a form that closely resembled a Tyrogue and fell to the ground near Champlain, New York, USA, on 5 October 1958. Locals called the name of the form Deoxys as a result of the formation into a humanoid Pokémon. The Pokémon evanesced after eight months and all documentation made by the Board was discarded after tribunals a year later. However, archaeologists maintain that the form may still be producible, and sceptics have dismissed the Deoxys that escaped from the depot as another occurrence of this that took place over a prolonged period.

Alexis argued that the form of this celestial, evanescent Pokémon facilitated superior psychic performance in his report to his employees. The true reason behind this obsession was clear in a document he wrote before he died in the Mewtwo disaster:

| The fact that the firmament could produce such beautiful a living,
| breathing humanoid creature has fascinated me for many years and
| has compelled me to adopt this dream of developing a carbon line
| [sic] of Pokémon in turn. When I was presented with the DNA of Mew
| from my cousin, I thought back to the sessions of training that I
| had in Leningrad, and then I thought of the egocentrism of my
| classmates in their discrimination of strong and weak . . . I
| thought then to the heavens and wondered whether some sign could
| have provided me with the light that could help me realise my
| dream of proving useful to the Americans. When the Centre for the
| Research of Strange Occurrences [the Cryptozoology Advisory Board]
| announced the production of the Deoxys in the sky, it became my
| method, the mode for progress in this field of hybridisation . . .

The Deoxys that resulted from the �??space virus�?? phenomenon was able to compact itself into a black triangle, assuming an effective camouflage. This ability was implemented in the Deoxys manufactured in the sandbar laboratory. What led to the downfall of the Deoxys, of course, was the presence of oxygen in the atmosphere, curtailing its indefinite lifespan to a mere twelve weeks. The fact that Deoxys could not perform aerobically was unbeknownst to Uletin when it decided to seal it in the vault, and it proved fatal to both the future of the company and its unemployed executives. Indeed, the Food and Drug Administration, having detected egregiously inaccurate and hesitant wording in the euthanasia papers, continued to hound Uletin until an employee submitted to questioning and broke the transportation story, which had never been kept on file by Uletin officials. Some preliminary papers related to the transportation were even destroyed when the FDA turned a blind eye.

Next to regular scepticism denoting the Deoxys that escaped from the depot as the celestial Pokémon, there were extravagant tabloids assuring readers that there was competition between the carbon copy Deoxys that were shipped out to Vietnam and a series of Deoxys formed in the sky that evanesced after three days going unreported. At the time of the Deoxys development in the Uletin laboratory, the presence of chlorofluorocarbons in the stratosphere facilitated the formation of many Deoxys, but as their births took place higher in the stratosphere, the lifespan of each Pokémon grew shorter and their appearances varied wildly. As a result, the truth was that each creature that resulted from celestial generation saw each other as enemies and died whilst staging violent battles. Uletin�??s Deoxys, similarly, habitually battled amongst themselves, both causing warfare to stagnate and the population of the humanoids to diminish at a rate so fast that investors in Uletin at the time saw fit to sue for billions of dollars at a time. With more than three-fourths of the total profit from the carbon copies up in flames from lawsuits, Uletin saw fit to discontinue the generation of Deoxys and began to take the copies of the Mew DNA and mix them with a variety of other deoxyribonucleic acids.