Royal Hylian Combat Tournament

maybe he wants to get you out of the tornament early?i wouldnt know for sure,though.

"Could be," said Chaos. "I've never actually made it into the ring with him, because he always gets me disqualified before I can wipe the floor with him. It's not like I break the rules or anything."
"Last year, you put thumbtacks in his boots!" said Jango.
"That wasn't me," said Chaos. "I've been framed! Honestly!"

i belive you.i think you want a fair fight with link,but link prefers to not fight you at all.did that seem accurate?

"Not exactly," said Chaos. "I want to rip him in half for what he did to my father. The less fair the fight, the more I like it. It's in my blood. But he must be crazy if he thinks I'd put thumbtacks in his boots. Who'd be that stupid?"

On 25-May-2005 Cez said:

((Welcome back, jamarie. Have a good holiday?))

"Is that right?" asked Chaos, glancing at the match list. "That's weird. He usually doesn't compete until the final match."

((Yep,i got the beastiest tan in 1 day,plus it was hurricane season,so rain,rain bloody rain,lol))

"Yeah that is a bit weird."Faith said frowning,"Could be a bit eager this year,or he could be trying something to get you disqualifed early.Never know,might actually want a fight with me,"

"This should be interesting," said Chaos. "Link's main weakness is his belief in fairness, no matter what. He won't fight a girl. It's not in his character. Whoever set this up should be congratulated."
"Thank me later," said a voice from behind Chaos. He turned round.
"Quake?" asked Chaos. "Any particular reason you'd set this up for Faith?"
"Revenge, you fool," said Quake. "Your little girlfriend humiliated me, so I set the match up so she'd get slaughtered by Link. If I'd known he was such a pathetic coward, I wouldn't have done it."

i dunno chaos,but ill help prevent you from being disqualified by keeping an eye on you so if youre falsly accused of rigging the match in any way,i can honestly state that i watched you ^secretly^(^= was used to increase chance that my plan works.everyone would think you paid me to say what ill say,if i didnt say i did it in secrecy,causing the plan to fail.)causing them to most likely not disqualify you.
sound like a good plan?

"Not bad, kid," said Chaos. "Here's a hundred for your troubles."
He handed 100 Rupees to Gigai.
"Just keep an eye out," said Chaos. "So, Faith. The next round doesn't start until tomorrow morning. Want to go finish our date?"

thanks for the money...*king sized silent but deadly fart*oops!sorry!

((That's not even funny))

((why did you delete my previous 2 posts?i was adding a bit of comedy.))

((I will continue to delete your posts until you say something that is both appropriate and spam-free))

((ok,i wont do fart jokes anymore.and i wont spam anymore.ok?))

((Bloody hell,please people,thats just disgusting,im havin me soup here,jesus christ))

"Sure,"Faith said smiling at Chaos.

((Good. Now get back on topic before I pwn you.))

sorry about that fart,ill hold them back from now on so im not being gross,ok?ill go eat somewhere,ok?*walks off*

((It's you post Cez i think))

((Okey dokey))

"So what do you think, Faith?" asked Chaos. "We never did finish that date earlier. Want to have another go?"

((was that good enough,cez?))

well,theres a good place.*walks in and sits down*((stuff between [ and ] is the waiter talking.))
[what will you be having,sir?]
hmmm...how about....the special.and some lon lon milk,please.
[that will be 75 ruppies,please.]
*hands over 3 red ruppies and 3 blue ruppies.*
[wait one moment please.]

/2 minutes later\

[heres your food sir,tip please.]
*hands over a blue ruppy*
[thank you]
*starts eating*
mmmm....tastes like cucco...yum.*eating speed increases*