1. You can break into some guys house, pee on his kids and molest his wife, but as long as your colourful creatures have defeated his colourful creatures, he can't do a damn thing about it.
2.Pokemon Center Workers are sick-minded people. You go there when your Pokemon is critically injured and EVERY time they say, We Hope To See You Again!!
3. A child can almost single handedly wipe out at least one Major Criminal Organization (Team Rocket)
4. The elite four spend the rest of their lives, holed up in little rooms, 24 hours.
5.Wailord can fit in a gym
6. Steel is not too dense for flying.
7. In order to get a Professorship, you must be named after a tree. (Professor oak,Professor Birch so forth)
8. Land Creatures can battle creatures in the middle of the Ocean.
9.You get money for beating people's pets.
10.Your pokemon can use ember under water
11.No one has to sleep. Ever.
12. Legendary Pokemon Always Run away, but no one knows where too
13.There Teaching us to be Mexicans (jumping the Fences)
14.They all hatch from eggs !?!
15. A pink Blob can mate with anything
16.Kung-Fu works well against steel
17.May's father never seems to want to go home.
18.Your father left you to work at a gym
19.Mom never visits Dad, talks to him on the phone, and rarely even speaks of him. Yet she hasn't divorced him?
20.Like humans, Sloths are lazy when youthes, over-stressed as adults, and lazy once again as retired oldies.
21. Pokemon and people can't die, but there are cemetaries
22.The trainer doen't bother to check whether a legendary is male or female
21. When Abra evolve, they develop stainless-steel spoons in the process
22. Towns can be around 200-300 steps away, even when some cities have buildings that far apart.
23.You must travel to an alternate dimension to find someone to trade Pokemon with
24.you can fly to any town u want to on the back of a 100 ft long green sname creature, but u cant manage to climb back over a 1 1/2 ft ledge, thus causing u to have to detour through several towns and tall grass infested with savage creatures....in order to get back to the top of the ledge.
25.Punching Steel is super effective
26.Even though Psychics can predict your every move and we can still easily attack them.
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