BlackNinja Posted: 16:32 Jun26 2007
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So they wandered down to their nearest body of water, ignoring their duty to guard the tomb, slaughtered enough swans to make a decent set of angel wings, made the angel wings, got any other elements they needed for the angel costumes, donned their costumes and returned to stand outside the tomb just on the off chance that someone would come to visit the corpse of who they believed to be a Jewish criminal, whose tomb was sealed with a massive stone?
This is even more implausible than the actual story of the Resurrection.
This is even more implausible than the actual story of the Resurrection.
Blizard Posted: 16:34 Jun26 2007
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This topic is offending me. They went into the tomb, to put oniment on Jesus's body, THEY SAW NO BODY, Then the two angles told them.
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Blizard: STFU!
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Teamsupercheats: Well I cannot remember the name changes either ... I don't pay much attention.
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Teamsupercheats: Well I cannot remember the name changes either ... I don't pay much attention.
BlackNinja Posted: 16:40 Jun26 2007
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Depends which one of the Gospels you believe, actually.
Blizard Posted: 16:43 Jun26 2007
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I believe All of the gospels, The word of God, Jesus was the savior, don't test the church and try to prove your point, If you're not a follower of God, then why post this, and if you are, you should be ashamed.
(Note: This wasn't directed to your Ninja)
(Note: This wasn't directed to your Ninja)
Blizard: STFU!
^ Thanks to (Insert Name Here) ^
Teamsupercheats: Well I cannot remember the name changes either ... I don't pay much attention.
^ Thanks to (Insert Name Here) ^
Teamsupercheats: Well I cannot remember the name changes either ... I don't pay much attention.
BlackNinja Posted: 16:56 Jun26 2007
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"I believe All of the gospels"
Slight problem: they disagree on various points, ranging from trivial to serious. As we're on the subject of the Resurrection...
Matthew's account.
John's account.
So, which is right?
Slight problem: they disagree on various points, ranging from trivial to serious. As we're on the subject of the Resurrection...
Matthew's account.
John's account.
So, which is right?
Pokemonaster Posted: 20:52 Jun26 2007
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Sorry if I offended you, It was just a thought...
Komodo Posted: 05:01 Jun27 2007
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Why do you want this closed mate?
It is still a perfectly valid topic, someone just needs to delete ALL OF THE STUPID SPAM. YOU LNOW WHO YOU ARE. STOP POSTING IF YOU AREN'T INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DO IT PROPERLY.
It is still a perfectly valid topic, someone just needs to delete ALL OF THE STUPID SPAM. YOU LNOW WHO YOU ARE. STOP POSTING IF YOU AREN'T INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO DO IT PROPERLY.
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Fwank Posted: 08:31 Jun27 2007
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I'll edit this if you'll re-edit the first post so I know what everybody is on about here @_@
I can't even tell why everybody's getting upset here, daym
I can't even tell why everybody's getting upset here, daym
BlackNinja Posted: 14:55 Jun27 2007
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As you wish.
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