"Where the hell are you going?" demanded Shade. Chaos pulled Ragnarok back with one tentacle. Shade gazed deeply into the pool of water at the bottom of the waterfall.
"I have found the one you seek," he said eventually. "He is in the future, seven years from now, in a kingdom of darkness. The one who laid claim to this kingdom will rise against him, but cannot achieve his task alone."
"Great," said Chaos. "Do you always have to talk in riddles?"
"Perk of the job," shrugged Shade. "You've got what you came for, now please leave! And next time, use a normal entrance like everyone else!"
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.