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Pooly Posted: 02:29 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1861882
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1.A giant turtle is constantly kidnapping a princess.

2.Said Princess relies on an overweight plumber to save her each time she is kidnapped.

3.Mario and Luigi are brothers, but they don't have last names.

4.Jumping on small brown creatures heads kills them

5.You can jump on a turtles head and steal it's shell, then kick said shell at it.

6.A plumber forces a green Dinosaur called Yoshi to eat Turtles, weird brown things, berries, maybe poisonous berries and shells, yet it never gets indigestion.

7.Mushrooms don't make you high but they make you grow

8.Strange flowers change the colour of Mario's clothes and allow him to shoot Fireballs.

9.Ghosts called Boos are shy if looked at.

10.If he grabs a feather Mario can fly with a cape, or grow a Racoon tail.

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SCUM_OF_THE_EARTH Posted: 04:03 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1861930
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11. A Plumber finds a green dinosaur in a small box.

12. Two brother who wear overalls go on adventures not even superheroes do.

13. Jumping on small creatures kills them yet in real life it would only hurt.

14. A coloured egg hatches when you walk close to it which contains a baby dinosaur.

15. When these dinosaurs have only been alive for 5 seconds, eating food makes it become grown up.

16. Turtles walk on two feet.


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Rayquazarox250 Posted: 04:08 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1861935
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17. They go back in time and take care of babys plumbers or timetravelling super babysitters
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SCUM_OF_THE_EARTH Posted: 04:10 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1861942
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18. While in baby form, they rely on all kinds of yoshis to take care of them.

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Rayquazarox250 Posted: 04:11 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1861944
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19. They hang out with a male dinosaur that lays eggs
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Pooly Posted: 04:56 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862004
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20.This male dinosaur also has his own island

21.Stars make you invincible but in real life they just burn you.

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Zaltias Posted: 05:02 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862010
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22. Jumping and hitting your head on a box, gives you super power hats

23. coins can make you get healthy (super mario 64)

24. jumping into a painting takes you into a new world

25. Penguins can talk

26. their are good bombs, bad bombs and king bombs.

27. Bombs can talk

28. random walking stones bellyflop on the ground and have band aids on them

29. a small black ball can shoot fire


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10 - Supply Depot (1)
13 - Barracks
15 - Marine (1)
16 - Orbital Command + Supply Depot (2)
16 @100% Marine (1) - Command Center (2)
21 - Bunker (1) + Barracks (2) (3)
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Pooly Posted: 05:04 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862014
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30.A hat gives you the ability to fly

31.Green mushrooms give you an extra life, but in real life they poison you

32.Mushroom headed people serve a princess

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Zaltias Posted: 05:09 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862023
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33. giant turtles can breathe fire and survive numerous bomb explosions (super mario 64, bowser boss battles)

34. green dinos eat things and turn them into eggs

35. random plumbers can survive burns and being blasted out of a canon

36. you urn to metal by wearing a hat

37. you can walk through walls while wearing a hat


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TwilightPrince Posted: 05:48 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862069
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38.These dinosaurs come in differen't colors.

39.They were shoes.
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Zaltias Posted: 06:01 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862074
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40. Giant venus fly traps sleeps to a lullaby

41. there are blue and red coins

42. A plummber is experienced in martial arts and magic

43. these plummbers are also pro go kart racers


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Rayquazarox250 Posted: 06:02 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862076
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44. One is fat and the other is thin
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Zaltias Posted: 06:34 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1862101
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45. these plummbers are italian

46. They barely talk more than link Evil


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InvertAlpha Posted: 17:22 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863755
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47: There are millions of toads but only 1 toadette.
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DIALGAandPALKIA#1 Posted: 17:30 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863775
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48. mario takes mushrooms (get it)

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Rayquazarox250 Posted: 17:30 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863776
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(theres a Toadette)

49:The princess's last name is Toadstool wtf is that for a name

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Shadowfox81 Posted: 17:48 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863830
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50. Mario's full name is Mario Mario (Why else would they be called the Mario Bros.?)
51. Mario has had 8 parties so far that are almost exactly the same
52. Mario and Luigi travel through time by the use of sinkholes
53. Mario can be fat or paper thin
54. Despite their voice, hair color, and dress color, Peach and Daisy are almost exactly the same
55. You had to jump on an axe to kill a giant turtle
56. Mario smashes his meatballs against at least 18 flagpoles and isn't hurt at all
57. "The Princess is in another castle" WTF?
58. Turtles in clouds throw sipkey turtles at you, but he doesn't get hurt
59. Mario has an "M" on his hat, Wario has a "W", Luigi has an "L", and Waluigi has an "r"? WTH??

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bradthegamemaster Posted: 18:09 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863891
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60.mario & luigi got transported to the mushroom kingdom thru a bathtub drain pipe

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TwilightPrince Posted: 18:17 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863913
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61.Turtles(Hammerbros) throw spinning hammers at you.

62.They have helmets.
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brettmeeink Posted: 18:32 Aug22 2007 Post ID: 1863960
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63. The sun is an opponent and, can go down to earth without consuming the planet.
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