500 True/Funny Things We Know About Mario

64. Playing a flute can take you to an island far away (SM3)

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65. Random vegetables can kill enemies ( super mario advanced? GBA)

66. Mario and Luigi can jump around 3 times their body height.

67. When in sinking sand jumping gets you out but really if you struggle it goes faster.

68. Running into a turtle minimises them and changes their form.

69. The princess always gets kidnapped but never gets extra guards to protect her.

70. You can run up walls if there is a watermelon at the bottom of the wall. WTF??

71. If a turtle walks into you, you get hurt

72.He never gets kidnapped except in Super Princess Peach(what about Luigi?)

73.an overweight plumber with tiny legs can jump 10 times his own height without even moving

74.If he grabs a Feather Mario turns into a Racoon.

75.If he wears a frog suit all of a sudden he learns how to swim.

76.Plants shoot fireballs at plumbers

77.Said plumbers travel to different places through pipes.

78.Stars unlock doors in Peach's castle(sm64)

79.Peach's castle has a window that teleports you to a slide

80.A plumber can race with a very large penguin

81.Daisy doesn't seem to have a castle

82. most of the time you either hear 'ooh!!' or 'woo!' come from Mario's mouth

83. when he is a raccoon he has four ears

84. the same music plays over and over and over whenever he acquires the star. in every game

85. Super Nintendo has more than 5 of the same gameplay mario games but you dont seem to feel the repitetitivity(spelling?) of it. I know i dont!
86. Standing still for a long period of time will eventually kill you. Sucks you can run out of time huh
87. This topic was a good idea
88. Mario has to work when hes on vacation. Thats gotta suck.

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89. Mario is still fat after all that jumping and Running AND Eating nothing but mushrooms.
90. His clothes change color when he touches a flower.

91.You can walk on clouds and won't fall.

92.If Yoshi eats alot he will lay an egg and it will hatch into a green mushroom that gives you a life.

93.Paint can teleport you to different places (SMS)

94.Mario plays football with a metal ball

95.He's still fat when he's paper thin

96.Goombas served Peach then defected to work for Bowser.

97.In Super Paper Mario theres a Goomba called Gary

98.Lakitu is the camera man in nearly every Mario game

99.Yoshi has a saddle like a horse on his back

100.We've posted 100 things about Mario here

101. thats right we're 1/5 finished
102. Even though hes fat, he can turn sideways and be flat
103. He can turn into a paper airplane, paper boat and a rolly tube
104. Mario is hired as an islands "janitor" for a crime he didnt commit.
105. Mario cleans the island with a water gun strapped to his back (FLUDD)

106. A thin princess loves a fat plumber WTF?!?

107. Mario is apprantly a pro sports star, but hes still fat

108. Mario can kill hordes of walking potatoes, and beat bowser multiple times, but he still gets owned to hell in ssbm

109. Mario tends too have different skills in different games.

110. Mario has never actually been seen doing anything about plummbing

111. Mario never seems to change his clothes (they change color though)

112. Mario is a doctor that throws medicine at bugs ftw!

113. Mario can preform acrobatic feats and he is still fat

114. Mario is fat, but a small owl can carry him wtf? (sm64)

115. after all these glorious years of mario games and merchandise, hes never aged. That must be nice.
116. Mario can force ppl to get high on pills(SSBM)

117. In SSBM, Mario only knows a few wimpy moves.
118. Mario is apparently a plumber, doctor, soccer player, baseball player, basketball player, hockey player, and probably a million more careers, and he's still 53 pixels overweight.