Jokefest!

This is simple, you just tell a joke and people rate it according to the laugh factor

1/10 being the most worst joke they ever heard.

10/10 being that you almost lost control of your bladder.

my joke:

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

2/10 that sucked

sutieds sohw taht all poeple taht gvae haed can udnesrtnad waht tihs msisgae syas. Cna yuo?

1/10... Not funny. And I don't get it: "Studies show that all people that gave head can understand what this message says. Can you?" WTF??

Uh... Hi?

1/10, since when is that a joke?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Who cares? It's a chicken.

8/10, made me chuckle

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me

Me who?

Just let me the hell in...

Meh.

....5/10, it took me a second to get it (I'm a bit slow =/)


There was two lumber company owners argueing. Their names were Matt and Paul. They are argueing over who has tougher workers. Matt says "My men are so tough, one cut his arm off, and he put it in ice, got it reattached, and was back the next day!"
So Paul says, "Oh yeah, well, one of my men cut his leg off, and he put it in ice, got it reattached, and was back the next day!"
So Matt says, "Well, one of my men cut his head off and-"
"Oh, no, don't tell me he was back the next day!" Paul cut in.
Matt said, "No, he suffocated on the way to the hospital!"

7/10 thats good.

My Turn.

Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

A. The 1992 hide and seek champion.

On 11-Oct-2007 drunkfella said:

2/10 that sucked

sutieds sohw taht all poeple taht gvae haed can udnesrtnad waht tihs msisgae syas. Cna yuo?

^. Don't be so immature and stupid on this site. It's family oriented. Please don't do it again.

I rate the joke a 6/10. I lol'd a bit.

A blonde was rowing a boat in a paddock along a main highway. Another blonde was driving past on the highway and pulled over beside the paddock. She hopped out of the car and slammed the door behind her.
"It's you dumb blondes that make us smart blondes look dumb!" She yelled to the blonde in the paddock.
"And if I could swim, i'd come over there and kick your a$$!"


« Last edited by SCUM_OF_THE_EARTH on Oct 12th 2007 »

10/10 lmao all the way to the paddock.

my jokey time

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

9/10 very funny.

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb up a tree & act like a nut lol.

lol you love that one 7/10

My one now.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

3/10 i don't get that one =[

Here's one from an an K-zone magazine lol.

Q.What do you call an magician in space?

A.A Sorceror. lol

Lol wut? 5/10 I dun get it.
Ok, this one might be a bit disgusting but I guarantee you'll laugh.

Rex is a 4 year old kid.
Lolo is tagalog for Grampa, tagalog is our country's national language.

Grampa: What'ya got there Rex? Is that a chocolate?! That is bad for you give me that *Starts chewing chocolate*
Rex: Uh Lolo?
Grampa: This does not taste like a chococlate! Where did you find this chocolate?
Rex: Eh....near the dog. It's a mix if Milk and White Chocolate.
Grampa: Wide eyes, *Still chewing "Chocolate"*

._.

uh, ok, 7/10 made me make weird chuckle-ish face.

this one will make you burst out laughing.

A mom bakes a cake for her 3 sons, and puts 3 BBs in it. They ach eat a piece and then go play for a while. Afew hours later, 1 comes and says "Mommy, mommy, I went to the bathrooom and peed out a BB!" (i forgot what she says) and then another comes and says the same thing. The 3rd one comes, screaming Mommy, Mommy! and she says "let me guess, you peed out a BB?" he sas "no, i was jacking off and shot the dog!"

3/10 Not funny

A blonde comes home and sees her boyfriend kissing another girl, she then gets out a gun and points it to her head. Her boyfriend says "Don't do it!" and the blonde says "Don't worry I'm coming for you next."

ok... 2/10

2 blondes are doing a morning walk when they come across some tracks. one says they're bear tracks, the other says they're deer tracks. they keep walking and get ran over by a train.

Lol. 8/10.

One blonde walks into her work one day, she's crying heavily and is very upset. The boss sees her and asks her what the matter is, she tells him that her mother had just died in hospital. The boss told her she could go home but she insists that she stay and work.
The boss is walking past her office again later on in the afternoon and she is crying more heavily than last time, the boss again goes in to see what the matter is. When the boss asked her, she was very sad and exclaimed that her sister had just rang her, and apparently, her mother had died as well.

huh? pff lol 7/10 funny.

Q. Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?

A. Cos they charge too much.

funny?

lol, i heard it before 5/10

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

Lol! 9/10

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."