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Catharsis Posted: 14:24 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003691
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On 23-Nov-2007 InvertAlpha said:ok, on topic.

Do a barrel roll.

What, you didn't really expect serious advice, did you?
You did?
Oh
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Rhodri Posted: 14:25 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003692
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On 23-Nov-2007 InvertAlpha said:ok, on topic.

Do a barrel roll.

What, you didn't really expect serious advice, did you?
You did?
Oh
Do a jump off a cliff.
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Ermac Posted: 14:31 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003702
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On 23-Nov-2007 Komodo said:Go up to her and say one of these lines:


- Do you like whales? Coz I've got a humpback at my place.

- Beauty is only a light-switch away...

- *drop ice cube on ground* Now that I've broken the ice, how you doin?

- I'm a guy, you're a girl, let's hook up.

- You're hot. Let's bang.

- *drool* Gahh... Oooohhhhhh.... *drool* (drooling on her is optional)

- I like your dress, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

- Nice shirt, let's bang.



They've done studies... 95% of the time those lines work all the time.
Other possibilities:

- Nice legs, what time do they open?

- The government is after me, can I hide inside you?

- I missed the train, can I ride you home?

- I've lost my pillow, can I sleep on you?
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Rhodri Posted: 14:36 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003709
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This is simply delighful.
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ozzo Posted: 14:38 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003715
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On 23-Nov-2007 Rhodri said:This is simply delighful.
so was last night.


dont shoot me, its cool when I tell horrid jokes.


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Rhodri Posted: 14:48 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003724
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You didn't sleep with my mum, did you? D=<
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ozzo Posted: 14:51 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003731
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look she wanted me badly.

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SHE hitted on ME! D:


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Komodo Posted: 14:58 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003737
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I actually tried these two on random chicks in Sydney for laughs once... One of their older brothers threatened to beat me up. It was so funny.

- I've lost my number, can I have yours?

- I'm just curious... did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?



Now for some random ones...


- You must be tired, coz you've been running through my head all day.

- Is there a mirror in your pants? Coz I can see myself in them.
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problemsolver Posted: 17:25 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003965
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The first one is the best.. For laughs I like the last one.

You don't need pick-up lines for a girl you already know...

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Cheat_master_enzo_01 Posted: 18:31 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004048
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On 23-Nov-2007 ozzo said:look she wanted me badly.

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SHE hitted on ME! D:
Honestly Becky, what do you get up to these days? Evil


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magu Posted: 18:36 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004055
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I got a girl once and she was butt ugly. What was i thinking sayin' yes when SHE asked ME out? BUTT UGLY

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problemsolver Posted: 19:20 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004131
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That looks aren't everything?...

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Cross Stinger Posted: 20:04 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004177
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Pick-up lines do not work. Seen them tried, seen them blow to hell. Just say hello after you happen next to her at the lunch table or comment on what she's doing.

If all else fails, get an iPhone. Like me.
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Flareon Dude_ Posted: 20:08 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004180
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OR, get smart, get money, get stacked, then get her.


not the best thing to do, but hey, it worked for some people....
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Cheat_master_enzo_01 Posted: 20:09 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004182
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lol, basically, cross is saying "if life gets you down, buy an iPhone" :D


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Chrusher Posted: 21:27 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2004245
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Alright my best advice is to smile when you see her and dont be the first one to break eye contact. Let her see you are confident, then she will know your interested.


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Cataclysm Posted: 03:58 Nov24 2007 Post ID: 2004517
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On 23-Nov-2007 Cross Stinger said:Pick-up lines do not work. Seen them tried, seen them blow to hell. Just say hello after you happen next to her at the lunch table or comment on what she's doing.

If all else fails, get an iPhone. Like me.
I thought these pick-up lines were supposed to be funny, not useful.

In the last two I've already tried half of them. Good times... good times.
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superblobby Posted: 04:21 Nov24 2007 Post ID: 2004537
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On 23-Nov-2007 Komodo said:I actually tried these two on random chicks in Sydney for laughs once... One of their older brothers threatened to beat me up. It was so funny.

- I've lost my number, can I have yours?

- I'm just curious... did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?



Now for some random ones...


- You must be tired, coz you've been running through my head all day.

- Is there a mirror in your pants? Coz I can see myself in them.
Whats the bettings you've just watched that episode of Celebrity Death Match?

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Gamerad Posted: 04:22 Nov24 2007 Post ID: 2004538
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Make sure she is smart.

Tuuuuuutor.

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Komodo Posted: 05:53 Nov24 2007 Post ID: 2004606
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On 24-Nov-2007 superblobby said:Whats the bettings you've just watched that episode of Celebrity Death Match?

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