*Checks watch* 3... 2... 1... NOW! *Clears throat*
Okay, ladies and gentlemen! The first Team Chaos Battle Tourney is now underway! The first battle will be between... *Arranges names in a circle, spins bottle* Chaos and *Spins bottle again* Cheng! Once the first fight has ended, the second will be announced. I'll start.
Chaos took his place in the arena, glaring at Cheng. He cracked his knuckles and limbered up.
"Ready for a thrashing?" he taunted.
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.