Ok, you an' some of yer buddies go into Wal-Mart with a bunch of quarters, some panyhose, some slingshots, an' some jock straps.
1. Hide tha panyhose an' slingshots in a bag.
2. Go into tha front lobby an' buy out an entire gumball's machine worth of gumballs.
3. Take tha gum back to yer car an' chew every last piece, then divide tha gum among yerselves in plastic baggies.
4. Put tha pantyhose over yer face, remove pants an' underwear, put on jock straps, an' arm yerselves with tha slingshots, an' walk in.
5. Get some shoppin' carts.
6. Get into tha carts while another person pushes you around in it.
7. Use tha slingshots ta shoots gum at people's hair, into fish tanks, rip out components in electronics an' shove gum into them, spill all tha cereal, pet food, etc. Moreless just go wild...
8. While everyone runs out grab as much stuff as possible an' run out.
9. Roll car over a hill (with tha other items in it) then set it on fire.
10. Go back tha next day an' buy some slingshots, jock straps, pantyhose.
11. Ask tha cashier why they're out of gum, then smile.
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