Grab a football and run through the main aisles and have a friend come and tackle you from the side aisles
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____
Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
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