Over the course of this week, it's been pretty friggin wild. But not as wild as the story I am about to tell you.
I'm sure you know what a Gopher is and what it looks like, so I'll skip the details.
Ever since I moved from the city to the rural area, everything has been pretty odd to me;
-Well-water
-odd looking bugs
-all sorts of bug bites
-a diverse community
-Animals/Reptiles/Birds I've never seen in person
I've adjusted to the first 4 things I've listed, but that last one...not quite. It's these damn Gophers. My dad is a competitive guy when it comes to the yard, and he does everything in his power to make it look better than everyone else's. So I have to go out there and clean it up daily. There's a family of Gophers that like to dig up holes everywhere. They even burrowed into my dad's prized Corvette and made a nest in there. (Lol, I laughed cause it was cute looking)
Ok, my dad is officially p!$$ed off. He throws smoke bombs in every hole he sees in the yard, and a flurry of Gophers (I counted about 8) are running around in confusion. My dad is happy, and said they won't show up for about a good while...WRONG. They came back months later, burrowing holes at my basketball rim, the backyard, and the side of the house. My dad is peeved again, and this time, he wants them gone for good. He drops poison in every hole. I haven't seen a Gopher since then, but there was one that survived; IT WAS HUGE! I don't know what happened to it, ut I've never seen any Gopher that was near equilvalent to the size of a moderate sized printer.
This one was different; he was smart and avoided everything my dad put out there(poison, smoke bombs, traps). But one day, out of the blue, that same Gopher came...in front of my house and in the driveway. It was running around in circles, crashing into flower pots, and it had some whitish-foam coming from it's mouth(Rabbies, if that's how you spell it) My mom pulled up from Wal-mart, and that thing circled the car, but when my mom came out, it stopped and sat in front of the driveway. Ok, I'm getting a little freaked out, so I call my dad.
Dad Comes out, and the Gopher makes this weird noise and starts crawling slowly towards the door; it wants a piece of him. My dad threw four big rocks at it and it was down for the count. Ok, my dad thinks problem is solved so we all go to sleep. Lol, next morning, that thing is on all fours walking around the driveway. My dad comes out again, and it tries to attack; but the rocks my dad threw at it a day ago broke alot of stuff in him, so he sits there making this screeching noise. My dad smashes it with several rocks, smacks it with a shovel, and buries it in the hole it made several weeks ago.
Guess what? That thing STILL wasn't down. It dug it's way out of it's supposed grave and died soon after. I know this because when my dad buried it, his head was facing towards the hole. When I came back there, his head was facing the opposite way of the hole. As I type this, it's still on the side of the house rotting and the flies are buzzing about.
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