As Lowthos bit into his pig-chunk, he heard a voice.
"Help... come to Karnamia... help us..."
Lowthos looked round.
"Did you guys hear that?" he asked.
"Nope," said Chaos through a mouthfull of pig. "Hear what?"
"Someone needs help," said Lowthos. "In Karnamia. Isn't that just west of here?"
Chaos swallowed his pig chunk and nodded.
"You wanna go check?" he asked.
"Okay," said Lowthos. "But keep it wuiet, I don't trust some of these guys."
Chaos turned to the group, and bellowed, "Urgent rescue mission in Karnamia! Who wants to come and kick ****?"
Lowthos slapped his forehead and groaned.
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.