Help....
The Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to
God...
Just then a person asks in another person in the ship.
Person 1 : How far is land, from here ?
Person 2 : Two miles .
Person 1 : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Person 2 : Downwards.....
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