Funny Jokes(post comment and jokes)

A imaginative friend of mine is daydreaming...so i approach him.."Yo wassup"

"Nothing"he replied
then he start looking at me and say.."well i was daydreaming until you are here""{
"What are you daydreaming about?"i asked
"robbing a bank"he said
i say "holy cow!what are doing this for?"
"For fun.."he said.Then he say this"when you want to rob a bank you just have to bring a pregnant woman with you.."
"Why"asked by me curiously
"as a weapon of course!"he shouted
"weapon?is it even possible?"asked by me
"Yup"replied him and continued"just take of her pants or skirts and her underwear and start shooting babies like machine gun!"
i am laughing out loud now and my other classmates overheard it and laugh too..
Then the teacher who also overheard it and say...how 'creative' he is


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