Pick up lines.

Ah pick up lines, the best way to get a woman right? Okay, maybe not. But do you know any good ones anyway, lame ones. Share your best and your worst.

Me, I only know lame ones that everyone has heard, but I'll give you this.

"Hey, do you have a quarter? I need to call heaven and tell them an angel's missing."

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My favourite one is
"I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?"

Someone said it to me a while back.
I ROFL'd, then hugged him. x]
good buzz.

^Good one Arsenal.

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

All of the above are approved to not work.

On 10-Feb-2009 imaloony8.0 said:

^Good one Arsenal.

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

All of the above are approved to not work.

Oh yes one more thing, if you use these, you fail.

Pick up lines never work, and if you use them, our genulary desperate.

Disclaimer: Obviously I'm far too civilised to use any of the following lines. Many of my friends, however, are not. I have heard all of these lines in action, and none of them work. Repeat at your own risk.

"I like your dress, but it'd look better on my bedroom floor."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?"
"Are you here alone, or is there someone who'll be disappointed when you leave with me?"

The next line, however, is proven to work under certain circumstances. I still don't recommend using it.

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

Pick up lines don't work for nothing unless the girls drunk or something.

Here is one that goes something like this.
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

i got a few
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
These are some good ones, especially the second one

"I'm not wasting my time using a stupid pick up line, so let's just head back to my place."
It worked on the third time, no lie. I got slapped the first time, and the other one ignored me.

Believe it or not, I'm still with lucky number 3.

Lycan...wow, I love that one XD

Honestly, pick-up lines don't work for anything, with a few exceptions.
This one happens to be official.
"Are you in karate? Your body's kicking."
Yes, it is official. It will get you officially slapped.

This one has yet to work, although I never try:
"I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
One of my friends tried before(in gym class) and the girl actually hit him with her tennis racket. Those things are hard.

"If I asked you out, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?"

'Are you an official here? Cus you've officially given me a boner'

Will Ferrall <3


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must be nude to succeed


that dress makes your butt look big , maybe you should wear mine

"Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."
"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

Let me know how those work out.

I liked the last one.lol!

"Here's a quarter, call your boyfriend and tell him you're not coming home tonight."
"If you flipped a coin, what are your chances of getting head?"
"Do you want to see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and ain't floppy."
"Did you hear about the one about the couple who had the best sex ever? No? Let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
"Is your father a baker? Because you've got some nice buns."
"Can I see if you have any tan lines?"
"Will you help me find my puppy? I think he went into that motel across the road."
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
"My skin isn't my largest organ."

Those are all I can think of right now.

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If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

EDIT~

Argh Zard; you stole my only one that is half funny >_<

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

What was that?