The Ultimate Opportunity: Hazri, Part 5

Hazria shrugged to herself as she jumped into the air, but something grabbed her by the ankle. Hazria turned around to see Marvel grabbing her by the ankle. "Let me go, you freak!"
"I'd rather not. I have... bigger plans."

In the air...
"He invaded our reunion party, wrapped her in a sheet and escaped in a private jet..." Hazri answered the newcomer angrily. The group flew in the direction of the asylum. A large white, box-shaped building with towers on all four corners came into view.
"That must be it..." Hazri growled angrily as he saw the building.
The group touched down at the entrance and walked in. They all had to drop off all their electronic equipment, go through a metal detector and be inspected by several guard before going to the cells. Hazri told the guard to take him the the cell belonging to Hakari Hakashi. The guard lead the group to cell #78103 and opened the door.
"It's been a while, Hazri..." The prisoner spoke with a raspy voice.
"MANAS?!"

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(you just completely ignored me)

"Holy Hell! Manas? What the crap are you doing here?" Shreaked Sorano. "Manas? Whose this person!?" Scowled Sonya, taking a defencive pose over her children. "Chill out, Sonya, Its only Manas." Sighed Kayato, Patting his wife's shoulder gently. "He's that annoying pervert that I told you about.." "You're Manas?" She scowled again. "For some odd reason, I always had a feeling you'd end up in here." Sighed Kayato.

On 21-Mar-2009 ss2teengohan said:

(you just completely ignored me)

((We posted just minutes apart, so I didn't see your post while I was posting))

"Wait, hold on a second..." Hazri interrupted everyone. "Manas, you worked for Marvel? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"
"Hey, a guy has to make a living, doesn't he?"
"The man just kidnapped my daughter!"
"Why are you in here anyway, Manas?" Crystal asked, obviously puzzled about the situation. "Last time I saw you... You were watching a movie I rented for you. What happened while I was gone?"
"The lady next door found... You know, that old lady that hates porn? She found out the type of movie I was watching! Anyway, she called the cops on me and they sent me here for no reason..."
"That is beside the point," Hazri stated angrily. "Marvel said you had some information for us..."
"Oh, right. Now what was it...? Sorry, but I'm drawing a blank..."
"You better remember, otherwise the next thing that will be I will be drawing is your dismembered body with your own blood!"

"Owch man, Not infront of the children!" Kayato warned, and the triplets piled behind his legs and popped their heads out either side to see the angered hero face of Manas.

(Ah ok then but could you edit your post above to answer my characters questions then?)


« Last edited by ss2teengohan on Mar 22nd 2009 »

((Edited))

"H-Hey, let's not get so hasty..." Manas begged as he pushed himself back with his legs. "Wait... I remember! Marvel wants you to have a press conference and step down as the city's heroes!"
"Manas, it's obvious when you are lying. Tell me the real clue. NOW!"
"Fine... He does want you to hold a press conference though."
"I don't know... Last time I had an experience with the press they... Wait. You were there."
"Yeah! It was hilarious!"
"Don't push your luck, pervert..."
"Fine... Hold a press conference and say what is written in this book..." Manas pushed a small book in Hazri's direction with his heel. Hazri picked the book up and slid it into his pocket. Manas smiled up at the group, but Hazri closed the cell door on him. Hazri walked out of the area quickly, causing Kitten and Hazri Junior to run off after him.
"Think that book has anything... well... dirty per s�?" Crystal asked the remainder of the group with a shrug. "Or just something to humiliate Hazri?"

Blaze snorted at Hazri's answer. Ether this Marvel was more then he appeared or these saiyans were pathetic.Despite these thoughts Blaze was determined to help save the girl.As they walked into the insane asylum he looked around. Humans were so...different then saiyans they were also far behind in technology. if this asylum was built for saiyans then the walls would be made of energy not the weak looking padding that functioned as the housing.theya rrived at the cell fo their informat and Blaze watched the conversation in silence.After they got the book Blaze said "A press confrence? what purpose could that serve?"

"I'm not the one to ask." Crystal sighed. "I'm about as confused as you..." Crystal walked out of the asylum and joined her friends outside.
"We missing anybody?" Hazri asked as he looked around.
"Just the new guy." Crystal replied as she watched the door, waiting for Blaze to join them.

Blaze walked out of the asylum. As Strange as this world was he could see himself living here, it would be the first time he put down roots since his father died.He walked over to the group and said "my ship has advanced scanners for picking out energy signatures i could set up a search permieter for your daughter, im not sure how strong the signal would be if she's not pure siyan but it would give us an idea of where she is."

"If you want to find her, Let Marina try to locate her" Marina glared at Brolion,
"What am I?, Your tracker dog?" He chuckled over at her, Sarina only sighed at the two, Giggling coming from behind her,
"Sis, You didn't bring them along did you?" She laughed nervously,
"S-Sorry, Little brother, They wouldn't quit bugging me".

"We don't want to search for Hannah..." Hazri sighed in frustration. "We just need to hold that press conference. If anyone has any idea how to attract the media, PLEASE, don't hesitate to tell me."

"Why do we need them?, They'll..." Brolion was cut off,
"Just sprout bullcrap again!, Right?!" Came a young female voice, Brolion smiled down at her,
"Right, Lina, Sprout bullcrap again" The girl had purple hair to her shoulders with green highlights, She had orange eyes and wore a white tank top and brown skirt, Wearing long gloves and thigh high boots,
"I still don't think you should let them talk like that"
"Hey, She and Suzaku are my kids, We can raise them however I want".

"Sprout bullcrap!" Hazri Junior laughed at the swearing. "You're funny!"
"Don't encourage her..." Hazri warned his son. "I don't care if they do 'sprout bullcrap' or not, I just want my daughter back. Wait... I have an idea..."

Several hours later...
Hazri stood on a podium in a large hall filled with members of the press, snapping photos and shouting out questions.
"Hazri! Hazri!" A news reporter shouted from his seat. "You claim to have a cure for cancer?"
"Yep." Hazri replied with a smile. "That's exactly the type of lie I told you to get you all here. What this really about is..." Hazri pulled the book from his pocket and opened it up. Hazri struggled to say what the subject was, as written in the book. "I... I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
The hall filled with gasps, followed by laughs at Hazri's 'admitting' to liking big butts.
"Is this some kind of a joke?" A female news reporter asked.
Hazri, again, referred to his book for an answer. A sentence he read stated 'If they ask if it is a joke, say you are out here to admit your biggest secrets and you are completely serious.' but Hazri didn't like it one but, but he loved his daughter enough to be humiliated on worldwide television. "No, this is serious. I am out here to admit all the secrets I have kept from you all..."
"Why is Hazri doing this?" Crystal asked herself as she watched on from her seat, which was between Hazri Junior's and Kitten's seats. "This is painful to watch..."

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"This, Is Humiliating" Brolion spoke, Pulling out a hockey-like mask from his robes and putting it over his face,
"Humiliating?, I think it's funny!" Lina laughed, He sighed and shook his head,
"Sis, you are so weird" Spoke Lina's brother, Suzaku, black hair and gold eyes, Wearing a white zip-up long sleeve shirt and baggy white pants, A sword strapped to his back,
"At least I ain't copying dad!" The girl snapped back,
"Both of you shut your damn mouths, Your giving me a headache" Marina spoke, Trying to listen to Hazri's humiliation.

Hazri sighed as he peered down at the book once more before speaking. "I have something to admit. I was not the one to kill Buu Tuu all those years ago."
Once again the hall was filled with gasps.
"Who did then?" A news reporter asked from the crowd.
"It was... It was... Chuck Norris."
An awkward silence hushed over the crowd. Hazri looked at the group with a nervous smile, but all that did was cause the crowd to burst out with laughter.
"CHUCK NORRIS?! No, really. Is this a joke?"
"NO! This is not a joke! Another thing I have to admit is... I... I have never showered since Chuck Norris killed Buu Tuu."
The hall was then filled with grossed-out noises from the clean freak reporters and paparazzi.
"How do you cope with the smell?" A masked reporter asked.
"Very... Very poorly. My children almost die from the scent..."
"Not to mention your daughter will die soon anyway."
"What did you say?"

"Uh oh..." Crystal moaned. "I don't like where this is going..."

"Neither do I" Brolion sighed, Lina meanwhile was laughing a loud from the 'Chuck Norris' comment,
"Lina!, Shut up!"
"S-Sorry big bro!, T-That was just too funny!".

"I said your daughter will die anyway."
"Who are you to say that about my daughter?"
"Please, Hazri. I thought my voice would be recognized in a second..."
"Here's a clue... I'm a shinobi... I was the one who REALLY killed Buu Tuu..."

Brolion's eye twitched, "Oi!, Hazri!, I know that annoying voice!, That HAS to be Hika!" He wasn't sure if he heard him or not, But he didn't care.

"HIKA?!"
"The one and only..." Hika replied smugly as he removed his mask and threw it onto the floor. "Look at yourself! Claiming Chuck Norris did what I did, kill Buu Tuu! If you remember correctly, I was the one who saved your bony a[i][/i]ss from that pink blob."
"Why are you here?"
"When I heard you were going to be here to admit you have a cure for cancer, I came here as soon as I could. I don't know if you know this or not, but my wife has cancer."
"Oh... I'm sorry..."
"It's too late for that, pal. Words cannot describe how angry I am at you right now... But that is dwarfed by my disappointment that my wife will not have a cure for her illness. I'm disappointed in you, my old friend..." Hika stormed out of the building in a hurry and walked off into the distance. The press turned their attention to Hazri again, only this time they were furious with him.
"How could you do that to your own friend?" A reporter asked with a sympathetic look in her eyes. "Not only did you betray him, but you lied to him!"
"Look, this isn't my fault! I was forced--"
"It's all your fault!" Shouted another reporter, prompting everyone all the civilians in the crowd to boo Hazri.

"Remind me to not be seen in public with Hazri again..." Crystal groaned as she hid her face with her hands.
"Crystal!" Kitten snapped. "It's not Hazri's fault!"