Nitros Oxide mystery discussion thread; FAQ and general assistance included

Sorry if this is double posting, but it's just this thing I have never understood about Oxide's "kart". Right, on a normal kart the exhaust comes out of the exhaust pipes obviously, but Oxide has 6 right. However, his exhause somehow comes out on the middle part of his "kart" instead of his 6 exhaust pipes.

On 15-Dec-2005 DigDug Dude said:

I'm still alive, just no time. Bye.

I wonder if he's ever coming back.

You're the mod from Pokemon Blue, right? Long time no see =D

Yeah, it was him that provoked me to be as active because I knew when he would come on. Then we would boost up the forum's posts... but now we don't do it as much.

Yeah, I'm a mod there. I checked his bio and it said he hasn't posted since december 15th.

He still retains one Moderator spot, which is good in case he needs to visit the Staff Forum to explain his absence.

Back on topic. Kenny, it's probably a graphical glitch. '99 technology was over seven years ago, so you could kind of expect that.

CW, you could cite me for being off topic, but do you know if DigDug-Dude's team is still in the Team and Clan Boards.

It is, but I'm not sure what page he's on, and DigDug's not coming back anyway - he's banned. Besides, we can't post in it anymore because it's past a month old.

How come he's banned?

He told the staff that he was 12 right before leaving the site, and the last time he posted here, he was 11.

Regardless, no more citing! Post in the topic only when you have something relevant, people.

Whoa, yugiohmasterduelist: you just spammed, you better edit that quick.
EDIT: CW I know where DigDug Dude is right now!

yugiohmaster: You dare to spam in the CTR forums? Then you shall get a scolding by thy royal moderator. [Deletes post]

Kenny 2x4: I've seen him too. It's a good thing that his account wasn't de-activated. It had a lot of status with it.

Anyway, even though it seems to be just the two of us who post here now, we can't veer off-topic anymore. It damages my reputation as a Moderator and damages your chances of becoming a Moderator anytime soon.

Oh yeah, sorry CW. And seeing as Aeshma is now admin.

Anyway, are there any questions that you people wanted to ask about N.Oxide?

"A Clam's View

A clam's a very passive creature, and it's pretty lazy,
But how does the clam feel about things?
Does it think they're funny, boring, weird, or crazy?
Does it think at all about politics?
Does it care at all about drumsticks?
Has it thought about joining OSU?
Do you know the answer? If you don't, be prepared to know,
Because I'm going to tell you.

It may snow or it may rain,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You may feel fine or be in pain,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could paint it red, or grey, or blue,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could put it in a smelly shoe,
It makes no difference to a clam.

You could root for the Cowboys, the Browns, or the Packers,
It makes no difference to a clam.
You could be fast-paced, or one of the slackers,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be a Democrat or Republican,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be standing still or at Mach 10,
It makes no difference to a clam.

The world may turn or the world may stop,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could feed it a sucker or lollipop,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be in mid-air, or in the muck,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could use it as a hockey puck,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be an American, French, or German,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could say "Hello," "Hi," or "What's up man,"
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could call it Susy, Frank, or Joe,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could use it for a yo-yo,
It makes no difference to a clam.

You could shout "Fire" or "Run away,"
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be in the Atlantic or San Francisco Bay,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be worth 50 bucks, or just a penny,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could be its friend or its enemy,
It makes no difference to a clam.

You could like dogs, or cats, or fish,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could feed it crumbs or an exquisite dish,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be in the Sahara or Antarctica,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could put it in bed, or on a pizza,
It makes no difference to a clam,

It could be daytime, it could be night,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You might not try, or use all your might,
It makes no difference to a clam,
The world could be at peace, or engaged in war,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could have less it could have more,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be Spring, or Fall, or Summer,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could drive a Porsche, Mustang, or Hummer,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could've worked, it could've failed,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be shunned or it could be hailed,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be quiet or it could be loud,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could be shameful, you could be proud,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be salt or it could be pepper,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be breakfast or it could be supper,
It makes no difference to a clam,

It could be P.M., it could be A.M.,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be order or it could be mayhem,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be satin or it could be silk,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be chocolate or white milk,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be right or it could be wrong,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It might go "ding," it might go "dong,"
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could like country, jazz, or pop,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You might say "go" or yell out "stop,"
It makes no difference to a clam.

Through hot and cold, night and day,
Nothing makes the clam change its way,
It could be straight or diagonal,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be Snape or McGonagall,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be in a creek or the Hoover Dam,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be saxophone or percussion,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be strong or in submission,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be soft or it could be hard,
It makes no difference to a clam,
There could be a vat that's full of lard,
It makes no difference to a clam.

You could be a redhead, or a blonde,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could hate it or be really fond,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You can call it names and cuss it out,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You can whine, scream, yell, and, pout,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be gold, it could be silver,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Even if it was Bode Miller,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Things could be baked, things could be fried,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could have just badly lied,
It makes no difference to a clam.

Things may be thick or they may be thin,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be put in a trash bin,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be dumped in a parkin' lot,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be the half-hitch or a slip knot,
It makes no difference to a clam.

Doctors, farmers, and policemen,
Fishers, soldiers, and firemen,
Managers, nurses, and teachers,
Garbage men, sports stars, and preachers,
Carpenters and chiropractors,
Veterinarians, DJs, and factory workers,
No matter what we are,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be hangman or it could be dots,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could have pots, you could have pans,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be black and white or in color,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could be smart or a little duller,
It makes no difference to a clam.

The answer could be A, B, C, or D,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You might have an Associate Degree,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could have a servant named Grisbey,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could use it as a frisbee,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could watch Tommy Boy or Forrest Gump,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Something could be flat or have a bump,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be stuck on the ceiling or down on the floor,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Even if politicians use "either-or,"
It makes no difference to a clam.

Boys'll be boys, gals'll be gals,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be stored with ping-pong *****,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could be normal or insane,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You'll never hear a clam complain,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be true, it could be false,
It makes no difference to a clam,
If you know your grandma's pulse,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could have Yahoo or AOL,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could go to the Alps and yodel,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could say "push" and it can say "pull,"
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be the stern or it could be the hull,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could stuff it in your socks,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could own a million stocks,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be science or it could be math,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be a shower, it could be a bath,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Things could be solid or crystal-clear,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be in a jug full of root beer,
It makes no difference to a clam.

Through an earthquake, tornado, or hurricane,
The clam will live on, undaunted,
Whether dumped on a back road, or down on Main,
The clam lives on its own terms,
You could use it as a quarter,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could sneak it over the boarder,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could be the Times or the Wall Street Journal,
It makes no difference to a clam,
Things could be singular, things could be plural,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could use cash, debit, or credit,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could pass it by or stop to pet it,
It makes no difference to a clam.

It could have a fork, it could have a spoon,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be the Sun or it could be the Moon,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be Armageddon or YK2,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could put it in a pile of poo,
It makes no difference to a clam.

If it had a cracker in its mouth,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be north, it could be south,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be east, it could be west,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be the worst or it could be the best,
It makes no difference to a clam.

You could have a car or you could have a truck,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be moving or it could be stuck,
It makes no difference to a clam,
It could be Yellowstone or Yosemite,
It makes no difference to a clam,
You could eat it or leave it be,
It'll make a difference to a clam.

-The End

It rocks, doesn't it?

-Buddy Wright"

Did I copy that? NO!!! I didn't! Look on every page of the internet, and you WILL NOT FIND THAT! THAT IS GENUINE ORIGIONAL AWSOMENESS RIGHT THERE!!!

And what was the point of that DDD?

It's a good piece of work, but it really doesn't belong in this topic...

Once again, let's get back on topic: I'm thinking about updating the Q&A... Any suggestions?

No, game's only have so much to talk about. I am wondering what the stats of the bosses are, though.

I think that FAQ from a long time ago had them, but I don't...

Ripper Roo's good in turning, Papu's good for speed, Komodo Joe seems to be a balanced driver in everything, and I think Pinstripe is good in acceleration.

Is every driver a compromise at something, or is there someone who's good at everything (like Crash & Cortex, but better)?

Like absolute fully capacity or something? The only one closest that you can use is probably Komodo Joe.