My house isnt pathetic and its not perfect either. 3 rooms, a bar, a pool(which i cant use because it is too cold outside), and 2 bathrooms
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.