I know you guys have had enough of these but these forums are getting real boirng and this is the only the thing I can think of to do. So I am having another competition. It is the same as my old competition.
So Good Luck!
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.