Tom - I like Xyber's site and everything....But do not post it here. I want more people to join on Xyber's site but I dont want to break a rule in these Forums by doing so....Especially the one I moderate. So do NOT post links!
Back on topic now....(Or I will close this topic because it keeps getting off-topic!!)
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.