Hey ss5vegito, stop making non-stop posts. The first 5 posts were from you, and you posted all of them in 12 minutes. If no one has replied, that means there is no one on.
Now back on topic...
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.