If the first letter of your username is:
A: An Ice Trooper
B: A Chozo Ghost
C: Thardus
D: The Omega Pirate
E: A Hunter Metroid
F: The Shriekbats
G: Samus Aran
H: Metroid Prime
I: A Power Trooper
J: A Shadow Pirate
K: A Sheegoth
L: Meta Ridley
M: A Flying Pirate
N: Flaahgra
O: The Parasite Queen
P: An Elite Pirate
Q: The Beetles
R: A Plasma Trooper
S: A Wave Trooper
T: The Metroids
U: The War Wasps
V: I
W: A Sentry Drone
X: A Blood Flower
Y: A Glider
Z: A Jelzap
0: The Stone Toad
1: A Burrower
2: A Grizby
3: The Lumigek
4: A Parasite
5: A Mega Turret
6: A Puffer
7: A Pulse Bombu
8: A Triclops
9: A Zoomer
If the month you were born in is:
January: died in one shot because of
February: arm-wrestled with
March: didn't move while
April: got sued by
May: absorbed the soul of
June: almost killed
July: passed on a deadly disease to
August: scared the bageebas out of
September: took a long time to beat because of
October: fell off a cliff and landed on
November: transformed into
December: looks like
If the first letter of your real name is:
9: an Ice Trooper
8: a Chozo Ghost
7: Thardus
6: the Omega Pirate
5: a Hunter Metroid
4: the Shriekbats
3: Samus Aran
2: Metroid Prime
1: a Power Trooper
0: a Shadow Pirate
Z: a Sheegoth
Y: Meta Ridley
X: a Flying Pirate
W: Flaahgra
V: the Parasite Queen
U: an Elite Pirate
T: the Beetles
S: a Plasma Trooper
R: a Wave Trooper
Q: the Metroids
P: the War Wasps
O: a Magmoor
N: a Sentry Drone
M: a Blood Flower
L: a Glider
K: a Jelzap
J: the Stone Toad
I: a Burrower
H: a Grizby
G: the Lumigek
F: a Parasite
E: a Mega Turret
D: a Puffer
C: a Pulse Bombu
B: a Triclops
A: a Zoomer
If the day you were born on is:
1: to raise money for the Magmoor Caverns Charity.
2: because they were commanded to by the Chozo Ruins God.
3: in a small car in Phazon Mines.
4: to attempt to rule the Agon Wastes.
5: to buy the last copy of the game.
6: while trying to hide in Tallon Overwold.
7: in the middle of the night.
8: recorded it and posted it on YouTube.
9: and screamed like a little girl.
10: and died.
11: so they could team up.
12: to get to the end boss.
13: to get money for a Wii.
14: but it was stopped halfway through.
15: and it scarred [second character] for life.
16: because they were incredibly drunk.
17: because they were insane.
18: while imitating Quadraxis.
19: while running.
20: so [first character] could lose weight.
21: so they could fight Chykka.
22: and then everyone on SuperCheats laughed at them.
23: and they teamed up with Amorbis.
24: while [second character] was drunk.
25: to get to the Torvus Bog.
26: so they were arrested.
27: because [second character] stole [first character]'s iPod.
28: to get to the Sanctuary Fortress.
29: because [first character] had terrible diarrhea.
30: while on the toilet.
31: in the Impact Crater.
Put them all together to make your sentence.
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