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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:04 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but your TV explodes when you hook it up.
I wish I had all six Star Wars movie on Blu-Ray.
I wish I had all six Star Wars movie on Blu-Ray.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 21:07 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but you go blind before you get a chance to watch them... (Muah-hahahaha. I am EVIL!)
I wish I could have an endless supply of strawberries that never spoil...
I wish I could have an endless supply of strawberries that never spoil...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:11 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but you develop an allergy to strawberries where even the smallest nibble will kill you.
I wish for a cure for all incurable diseases.
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I wish for a cure for all incurable diseases.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 21:14 Nov14 2014
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Granted, then we get total world peace, and everybody has equal everything, then you wake up...
I wish all of my board game money was real...
I wish all of my board game money was real...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:18 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but then the IRS finds out about it, and you know what THAT means....
I wish I hadn't upgraded my computer to Windows 8.1
I wish I hadn't upgraded my computer to Windows 8.1
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 21:22 Nov14 2014
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Granted, it now gets downgraded to Windows 95...
I wish for a bunch of random stuffs...
I wish for a bunch of random stuffs...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:26 Nov14 2014
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Granted, everything in your entire life is completely random (such as walking out the front door and finding yourself in the bathroom).
I wish I could transfer all my data to a computer running Windows 7.
I wish I could transfer all my data to a computer running Windows 7.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 21:32 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but your Win 7 computer is a desktop and you have nowhere but the floor to put it...
I wish I had an unlimited supply of berries (NOT poisonous!!!) that I don't end up allergic to, and that don't ever spoil, and nothing happens to me to where I cannot eat them...
I wish I had an unlimited supply of berries (NOT poisonous!!!) that I don't end up allergic to, and that don't ever spoil, and nothing happens to me to where I cannot eat them...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:35 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but those berries are the only thing you get to eat, ever, for the rest of your life,
I wish Windows 8.1 didn't make my games run in tiny windows instead of fullscreen.
I wish Windows 8.1 didn't make my games run in tiny windows instead of fullscreen.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 22:21 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but when your games go full screen, they run so s... l... o... w... you can't play your games at all...
I wish Win 8.1 was user friendly (it's NOT...)
I wish Win 8.1 was user friendly (it's NOT...)
PUNX 4-EVER!
Matt77 Posted: 23:40 Nov14 2014
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Granted, but you suddenly die in a car accident so you never experience good Windows 8.1.
I wish for Version 2 of this thread to return.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish for Version 2 of this thread to return.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:21 Nov15 2014
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Granted, but you suddenly die in a car accident so you never experience Version 2 of this thread.
I wish RancidPunk hadn't died in a car accident so that she could experience good Windows 8.1
I wish RancidPunk hadn't died in a car accident so that she could experience good Windows 8.1
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 16:21 Nov16 2014
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Granted, she's alive and well and corrupting this wish... LOL
I wish Matt77 had not said I died (that meanie!)...
I wish Matt77 had not said I died (that meanie!)...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:32 Nov16 2014
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Granted, but then he kills you himself.
I wish Matt77 would stop killing people.
I wish Matt77 would stop killing people.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 16:34 Nov16 2014
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Granted, but first he kills CW for being mean to his BFF...
I wish CW had not let Matt77 kill me...
I wish CW had not let Matt77 kill me...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:41 Nov16 2014
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Granted, but when CW tries to stop him, Matt77 kills CW, and then you kill him for killing your BFF, and then a flaming meteorite falls from the sky, and an alien appears who eats onions with tartar sauce on them and likes to spray paint pigs bright green.
I wish I didn't need glasses (and not by being blind).
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I wish I didn't need glasses (and not by being blind).
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 16:45 Nov16 2014
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Granted,you now only drink out of cans (Wrong type of glasses?? OOPSY!!)
I wish for everyone to stop trying to commit murder in this thread...
I wish for everyone to stop trying to commit murder in this thread...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:51 Nov16 2014
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Granted. Do or do not, there is no try.
I wish my eyesight was perfect and nothing else was wrong with me.
I wish my eyesight was perfect and nothing else was wrong with me.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
RancidPunk Posted: 17:52 Nov16 2014
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Granted, your eyesight is 20/20, and nothing's wrong with you, but you suddenly end up being the only person left on the whole planet...
I wish I was sillier than I already am...
I wish I was sillier than I already am...
PUNX 4-EVER!
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:58 Nov16 2014
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Granted, but it turns out that is totally impossible and attempting to do so causes the entire universe to unravel and all existence ending totally. In other words, a pretty bad scene.
I wish Windows 8.1 was actually worth a damn instead of sucking so much it could pull a bowling ball through a straw,
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I wish Windows 8.1 was actually worth a damn instead of sucking so much it could pull a bowling ball through a straw,
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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