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JoeyTheGuy Posted: 15:54 Oct23 2013 Post ID: 3283782
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Granted but it has a new star.

I wish for Unlimited Knowledge.
I caught em' all and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt !

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KingofCorn Posted: 17:08 Oct23 2013 Post ID: 3283809
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Granted but your head explodes.



I wish Leonard Nimoy would run for president.
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JoeyTheGuy Posted: 20:38 Oct23 2013 Post ID: 3283838
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Granted but he bans all video games.

I wish the world was served to me on a platter.
I caught em' all and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt !

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KingofCorn Posted: 21:42 Oct23 2013 Post ID: 3283859
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Granted but it's a platter owned by the US and they arrest you for stealing it.




I wish for a doughnut.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:27 Oct24 2013 Post ID: 3283996
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Granted, but it's a fake rubber doughnut.

I wish for everyone to like me.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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KingofCorn Posted: 13:55 Oct24 2013 Post ID: 3284028
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Granted but they already did.




I wish for a Seinfeld comeback.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:59 Oct24 2013 Post ID: 3284032
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Granted, but Jerry Seinfeld doesn't want to do it so they hire some actor to play him.

I wish for a sequel to Elfen Lied.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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KingofCorn Posted: 14:02 Oct24 2013 Post ID: 3284038
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Granted but it sucks.



I wish for an actual Purge.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:13 Oct25 2013 Post ID: 3284180
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Granted, but since I don't know what that is, it's just you barfing.

I wish for a better copy of Dark Cloud (that doesn't hang in so many parts).
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 15:19 Oct25 2013 Post ID: 3284205
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Granted but it gets burned.



I wish for body armor.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:30 Oct28 2013 Post ID: 3284803
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Granted, but it's made of aluminum foil.

I wish for an actual full-sixe completely functional X-Wing fighter.
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 21:15 Oct28 2013 Post ID: 3284839
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Granted but the insurance is insane.




I wish for body armor that can get wet.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:38 Oct29 2013 Post ID: 3284954
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Granted, but it's made out of sponges.

I wish for five cats.
I want my old avatar back...
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KingofCorn Posted: 12:54 Oct29 2013 Post ID: 3284965
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Granted but 4 of them run away.



I wish for a scalpel.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:25 Oct30 2013 Post ID: 3285164
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Granted, but it's made of plastic.

I wish for a cold remedy that actually works.
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:42 Oct30 2013 Post ID: 3285172
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Granted but it burns you.




I wish for a new Die Hard.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:49 Oct31 2013 Post ID: 3285389
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Granted, but instead of Bruce Willis, it stars Johnny Depp.

I wish to never catch a cold again.
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:54 Oct31 2013 Post ID: 3285394
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Granted but then you become this guy.
Spoiler:
click to reveal



I wish for a new rock.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:57 Oct31 2013 Post ID: 3285399
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Granted, but then you lose it.

I wish I could wear the Mr. Freeze suit for Halloween.
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KingofCorn Posted: 20:02 Oct31 2013 Post ID: 3285405
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Granted but then you have to talk like Arnold.




I wish for scrap metal.
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