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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:21 Nov06 2013
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Granted, but instead he gets his own TV series.
I wish Duck Dynasty would disappear and never be seen again.
I wish Duck Dynasty would disappear and never be seen again.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 15:22 Nov06 2013
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Granted.
I wish that Glee would burn.
I wish that Glee would burn.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:58 Nov08 2013
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Granted, but they make a show called Glee: The Next Generation, followed by Glee: Deep Space Nine, Glee: Voyager, and Glee: Enterprise, not to mention about ten Glee movies.
I wish Star Trek had would stop making more movies.
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I wish Star Trek had would stop making more movies.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 21:17 Nov08 2013
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Granted but then thousands of Trekkies mutilate you.
I wish The Next Generation was back on tv.
I wish The Next Generation was back on tv.
CrypticWizard Posted: 23:52 Nov10 2013
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Granted, but for some reason you don't get that channel.
I wish Star Trek Voyager was back on TV and on a channel that I get (and in English).
I wish Star Trek Voyager was back on TV and on a channel that I get (and in English).
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 01:06 Nov11 2013
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Granted but it gets censored like crazy.
I wish that I had it.
I wish that I had it.
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:04 Nov12 2013
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Granted, but you can't remember where you put it.
I wish I had known sooner that Netflix streams Star Trek Voyager.
I wish I had known sooner that Netflix streams Star Trek Voyager.
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 16:11 Nov12 2013
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Granted but then you cause a time paradox.
I wish I knew what your job was.
I wish I knew what your job was.
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:13 Nov12 2013
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Granted, but because of the time paradox, you realize you already knew, so finding out makes you forget.
I wish time paradoxes were as much fun for everyone as they are for me.
I wish time paradoxes were as much fun for everyone as they are for me.
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 16:17 Nov12 2013
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Granted but they already are for me.
I wish there were more time travel movies.
I wish there were more time travel movies.
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:36 Nov13 2013
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Granted, but they are all just remakes of Back to the Future.
I wish Douglas Adams could have finished The Salmon of Doubt.
I wish Douglas Adams could have finished The Salmon of Doubt.
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 23:16 Nov13 2013
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Granted but it's doubtful.
I wish for puns.
I wish for puns.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:15 Nov15 2013
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Granted, but your puns are so awful that someone shoots you.
I wish I could get more gold.
I wish I could get more gold.
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 13:59 Nov15 2013
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Granted but then somebody shoots you for them.
I wish for yellow cake.
I wish for yellow cake.
CrypticWizard Posted: 19:26 Nov17 2013
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Granted, but it's yellow for the same reason that some snow is yellow.
I wish for red velvet faerie cakes.
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I wish for red velvet faerie cakes.
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I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 23:45 Nov17 2013
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Granted but it's red because it's drenched in human blood.
I wish for a bicycle.
I wish for a bicycle.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:35 Nov19 2013
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Granted, but it's missing a chain.
I wish for red velvet faerie cakes that are made the usual way, and not with any kind of blood.
I wish for red velvet faerie cakes that are made the usual way, and not with any kind of blood.
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Street Kombat Posted: 16:03 Nov19 2013
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Granted, but they're stale and taste like sh*t.
I wish for arcade machines of all the MK games that were made for arcades.
Plug in and power up!
I wish for arcade machines of all the MK games that were made for arcades.
Plug in and power up!
KingofCorn Posted: 18:55 Nov19 2013
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Granted but they get hit by a truck.
I wish for a truck.
I wish for a truck.
Street Kombat Posted: 18:58 Nov19 2013
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Granted, it's the delivery truck that is bringing me my replacement MK arcade machines.
I wish for solar power so the electric bill to power the arcade machines doesn't bankrupt me.
Plug in and power up!
I wish for solar power so the electric bill to power the arcade machines doesn't bankrupt me.
Plug in and power up!
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