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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:58 Mar02 2012
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I didn't, the CW stood for "Complete Wacko."
And I am only a partial wacko.
How could you assume that CW means me?
And I am only a partial wacko.
How could you assume that CW means me?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 18:53 Mar02 2012
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Because your username is CrypticWizard.
How could you assume that CW meant someone else?
How could you assume that CW meant someone else?
CrypticWizard Posted: 09:55 Mar03 2012
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Because CW could stand for other things besides Cryptic Wizard. Like Christopher Walken, for example.
How could think that I am the only person with the initials CW?
How could think that I am the only person with the initials CW?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 16:57 Mar03 2012
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Because i've never heard of Christopher Walken.
How could you take a shower in freezing water?
How could you take a shower in freezing water?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:26 Mar04 2012
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Because the hot water got turned off and I didn't know it before I got in the shower.
How could you possibly eat shards of broken glass without BBQ sauce?
How could you possibly eat shards of broken glass without BBQ sauce?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 22:52 Mar04 2012
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Because i was awake. BBQ sauce is only available in my dreams.
How could you try to lay an egg?!
How could you try to lay an egg?!
CrypticWizard Posted: 09:43 Mar05 2012
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Because I needed to pick something else up, so I had to lay the egg...down.
How could you rip off your own toenails?
How could you rip off your own toenails?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 15:23 Mar05 2012
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Because i was having a nervous breakdown and thought they were trying to kill me.
How could you drink those eggs?
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How could you drink those eggs?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:05 Mar06 2012
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I thought that if Rocky Balboa could do it, so could I.
How could you stick your hand in a paper shredder.
How could you stick your hand in a paper shredder.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 02:03 Mar12 2012
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Because i'm a paper man and i was tired of having only half a hand.
How could you tip that cow over?
How could you tip that cow over?
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:47 Mar12 2012
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Because the cow was a good waitress and I thought she deserved a tip. She was so surprised that she fell over.
How could you implode and explode at the same time (which is a pretty neat trick if you can do it)?
How could you implode and explode at the same time (which is a pretty neat trick if you can do it)?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 18:26 Mar12 2012
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Because i found out a way to re-write the laws of physics, as well as all the rules that normally apply to people.
How could you assume that Anime Cat Girls are better than Anime Dog Dudes?
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How could you assume that Anime Cat Girls are better than Anime Dog Dudes?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:45 Mar15 2012
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Because anime cat girls are much cuter, in the same way that cats are cuter than dogs and girls are cuter than boys.
How could you eat your own head?
How could you eat your own head?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 23:08 Mar15 2012
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Because i have a long neck.
How could you light the school on fire?
How could you light the school on fire?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:43 Mar16 2012
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It needed remodeling, but nobody was willing to pay for it. Now they HAVE to remodel it.
How could you make fresh coffee and not share it with me?
How could you make fresh coffee and not share it with me?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Pravinj Posted: 12:45 Mar16 2012
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Because then I would have to fight the urge to spill it on you.
How could you think of something so random?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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~Avy and Sig by me~
How could you think of something so random?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
~Avy and Sig by me~
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:52 Mar17 2012
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Because I am an extremely weird person.
How could you do what ever it was that you did that made me ask how you could do it?
How could you do what ever it was that you did that made me ask how you could do it?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 12:32 Mar17 2012
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Because it wasn't a good day for me.
How could you throw a pancake in that little girl's face?
How could you throw a pancake in that little girl's face?
CrypticWizard Posted: 19:55 Mar17 2012
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She said she wanted a pancake so I gave her one.
How could you eat that little girl's pancake?
How could you eat that little girl's pancake?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 03:35 Mar18 2012
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She said she was full and she put it on my plate.
How could you stab me in the eye with a fork?
How could you stab me in the eye with a fork?
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