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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:17 Mar18 2012
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Because I didn't have a spoon handy.
How could you staple bagels to your face and then remove them with a pitchfork?
How could you staple bagels to your face and then remove them with a pitchfork?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Pravinj Posted: 10:29 Mar18 2012
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Because I was born special.
How could you insult my life?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you insult my life?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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~Avy and Sig by me~
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:32 Mar18 2012
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Because I don't like that cereal. I prefer Honey Comb.
How could you think anybody besides Mikey likes Life cereal?
How could you think anybody besides Mikey likes Life cereal?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Pravinj Posted: 11:40 Mar18 2012
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Because I thought everyone was weird like him.
How could you wear that?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you wear that?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Keyblade21 Posted: 17:27 Mar18 2012
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Because i'm legally blind and thought it looked good.
How could you insult me like that?
How could you insult me like that?
Pravinj Posted: 08:12 Mar19 2012
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I didn't, it was a compliment.
How could you drink wine?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you drink wine?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
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Keyblade21 Posted: 17:03 Mar19 2012
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Because it was water before i started drinking it.
How could you steal that guy's car?
How could you steal that guy's car?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:52 Mar20 2012
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Because I couldn't steal yours.
How could you eat somebody's brains without being a zombie?
How could you eat somebody's brains without being a zombie?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Pravinj Posted: 04:15 Mar21 2012
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because, unlike you, I'm not a picky eater.
How could you have such a long beard?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you have such a long beard?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
~Avy and Sig by me~
Keyblade21 Posted: 04:45 Mar21 2012
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Because i am an old man. Without my beard i'd just be old.
How could you steal my identity?
How could you steal my identity?
Pravinj Posted: 07:03 Mar21 2012
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I wanted to get more chicks.....cause I'm running out of em at the farm.
How could you jump off a plane w/o a parachute?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you jump off a plane w/o a parachute?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
~Avy and Sig by me~
ligerhiou0999 Posted: 19:06 Mar21 2012
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Nihil Novi sub sole.
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Easy, I open the door and jump out.
How could you murder Prof. Taco?
If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.
I need a new Avatar, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
How could you murder Prof. Taco?
If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.
I need a new Avatar, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
Keyblade21 Posted: 01:46 Mar22 2012
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Because Dr. Burrito was out today.
How could you drink the water out of that fishbowl?
How could you drink the water out of that fishbowl?
CrypticWizard Posted: 18:59 Mar22 2012
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Because the bowl had nothing at all in it besides water, so what was the harm?
How could your try to swim in an inch-deep puddle of water?
How could your try to swim in an inch-deep puddle of water?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 02:13 Mar23 2012
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Because i am a smurf therefore it was deep enough.
How could you eat that cat food?
How could you eat that cat food?
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:42 Mar23 2012
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Because I thought it was tuna fish. Tasted more like potted meat (yech).
How could you do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner?"
How could you do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner?"
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
ligerhiou0999 Posted: 18:44 Mar23 2012
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Nihil Novi sub sole.
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Because I can.
How could you do that to old man Jenkins?
If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.
I need a new Avatar, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
How could you do that to old man Jenkins?
If someone calls you a princess in a condescending manner exorcise your newly appointed royal authority and have them beheaded.
I need a new Avatar, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
Pravinj Posted: 08:08 Mar24 2012
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Because he murdered my frog D:
How could you not have come to the forums earlier?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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How could you not have come to the forums earlier?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
~Avy and Sig by me~
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:46 Mar24 2012
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Because I am an irresponsible fool who deserves to be shot.
How could you refuse to shoot me?
How could you refuse to shoot me?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Pravinj Posted: 01:08 Mar25 2012
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because I would rather stab you.
How could you give me half of your sandwich?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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~Avy and Sig by me~
How could you give me half of your sandwich?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email: [email protected]
~Avy and Sig by me~
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