Need 4 Cheat Posted: 22:38 Jun10 2006
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What is PG-13?Page 13?
a blind kid Posted: 23:54 Jun10 2006
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^It's a movie rating. Parental Guidance suggested for those under 13.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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He didn't have the guts to. :P
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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He didn't have the guts to. :P
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Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
Signature made by me. Do not steal. Or else.
Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic. Fads are idiotic.
Need 4 Cheat Posted: 23:56 Jun10 2006
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Or the skeleton is already dead.
Need 4 Cheat Posted: 00:32 Jun11 2006
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Thats alot of jokes.
tmcaz Posted: 00:35 Jun11 2006
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They are funny, but some people could take offense to them, though...
here's one!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
here's one!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
Need 4 Cheat Posted: 00:38 Jun11 2006
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Nice one tmcaz.
Ruler of Games Posted: 00:46 Jun11 2006
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so u wnt me to get rid of them
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Need 4 Cheat Posted: 00:51 Jun11 2006
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Rid what ROG?
Ruler of Games Posted: 01:23 Jun11 2006
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well tmcaz thinks that some people will think they are offensive
tmcaz Posted: 03:06 Jun11 2006
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no, you don't have to get rid of them, i am just saying that some people might...
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
superblobby Posted: 03:22 Jun11 2006
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I dont i think he copied and pasted lol not to worry though they are dead funny i like the one that says:
YMSF her picture falls off the wall!
LOL
I got my own 1
There was this scientist standin on the cliff edge gettin ready to jump after a horrid day at work, he messed up all the cancer research bottles in the world!
' on the count of three 1....2....'
'WAIT!, what on earth are you doing dude' asked the surfer
The scientist explained his story, then the surfer replies 'Oh ill jump with you my week has been 7 times worse! i lost everything'
'so on the count of three...1...2...'
'WAIT the newpaper reporter cried. 'You jumping??'
' funny i was just about to do that aswell my year has been so bad i havent been paid because i cant get a single story!'
'ok on the count of three 1.....2.....3 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The scientist and the surfer yelled as they fell.
The newpaper reporter however stood there got his pen and pad out and writes 2 dumb idiots jump off cliff....
YMSF her picture falls off the wall!
LOL
I got my own 1
There was this scientist standin on the cliff edge gettin ready to jump after a horrid day at work, he messed up all the cancer research bottles in the world!
' on the count of three 1....2....'
'WAIT!, what on earth are you doing dude' asked the surfer
The scientist explained his story, then the surfer replies 'Oh ill jump with you my week has been 7 times worse! i lost everything'
'so on the count of three...1...2...'
'WAIT the newpaper reporter cried. 'You jumping??'
' funny i was just about to do that aswell my year has been so bad i havent been paid because i cant get a single story!'
'ok on the count of three 1.....2.....3 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The scientist and the surfer yelled as they fell.
The newpaper reporter however stood there got his pen and pad out and writes 2 dumb idiots jump off cliff....
England; time setters for the entire world.
Aeshma Posted: 06:59 Jun11 2006
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No need to, I just did. Please keep it to jokes as the post above me and not to insulting short phrases.
superblobby Posted: 07:01 Jun11 2006
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Yes mine is an example, nice clean and funny sorta.
England; time setters for the entire world.
craig_m Posted: 08:01 Jun11 2006
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Q. What is the ultimate test of trust?
A. 2 Cannibals having oral sex! XD
A. 2 Cannibals having oral sex! XD
superblobby Posted: 08:21 Jun11 2006
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Hahahahaha i dont get it.
OK theres a brunnette(1) a redhead(2) and a blonde(16), they are all in a plane 1 has an apple 2 has an orange and 16 has a bomb, they all have to throw them out and whoever finds theres first wins.
so 1 2 and 16 get out on land and start there search. 1 finds a little girl crying , 1 asks ' whats the matter little girl?'
She replies' n apple flew out the sky and hit my dog on the head, she died, waaaaaaaa'
2 finds a little bot crying and asks the same, the little boy said ' an orange flew out the sky and hit my cat on the head he died! waaaaaa.
16 was walking down the street with dust and smoke everywhere when she sees a little boy crying with laughter, 16 asks why are you like that little boy? he says ' i farted and my house blew up!'
OK theres a brunnette(1) a redhead(2) and a blonde(16), they are all in a plane 1 has an apple 2 has an orange and 16 has a bomb, they all have to throw them out and whoever finds theres first wins.
so 1 2 and 16 get out on land and start there search. 1 finds a little girl crying , 1 asks ' whats the matter little girl?'
She replies' n apple flew out the sky and hit my dog on the head, she died, waaaaaaaa'
2 finds a little bot crying and asks the same, the little boy said ' an orange flew out the sky and hit my cat on the head he died! waaaaaa.
16 was walking down the street with dust and smoke everywhere when she sees a little boy crying with laughter, 16 asks why are you like that little boy? he says ' i farted and my house blew up!'
England; time setters for the entire world.
Aeshma Posted: 03:04 Jun25 2006
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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
annefranman52 Posted: 04:31 Jun25 2006
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Rofl, that's awesome.
tmcaz Posted: 05:04 Jun25 2006
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LMAO...that is great!
this one is really lame, and isn't funny, but i can't think of anything else at the moment.
A man walked into a bar...Ouch!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
this one is really lame, and isn't funny, but i can't think of anything else at the moment.
A man walked into a bar...Ouch!
The Showstopper, The Heart Break Kid,
The Icon!
crunkness Posted: 00:48 Jun26 2006
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ok i got 2 blonde jokes
1.A blond shared an apartment with her brunette friend. One day, while watching the late morning news, there was a story about a person about to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. The blonde turns to the brunette and says,"I bet you $20 she doesnt jump". The brunette then takes the bet. As it turns out, the person jumped. While the blond was getting out her money to pay the brunette, the brunette says,"I cant take this money. I knew she would jump. I saw it on the early news". To which the blonde replies,"OH so did I! I never thought she would jump again though!"
And blonde joke 2. A Blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were in line for an execution. The red-head was first. As the firing squad was about to shoot, The chief counts down"3!! 2!! 1!!" and right before he gives the command to shoot, the red-head shouts"TORNADO!!!!!" The squad then frantically looks around and through all the confusion, she got away. The brunette was next."3!! 2!! 1!!" She then yells, "FLASH FLOOD!!!!" The squad then again frantically looks around and through all the confusion, she escapes. The Blonde was next. The firing squad set up. The Chief then starts the countdown."3!!! 2!!! 1!!!" Then the blonde yells "FIRE!!!!!!!"
1.A blond shared an apartment with her brunette friend. One day, while watching the late morning news, there was a story about a person about to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. The blonde turns to the brunette and says,"I bet you $20 she doesnt jump". The brunette then takes the bet. As it turns out, the person jumped. While the blond was getting out her money to pay the brunette, the brunette says,"I cant take this money. I knew she would jump. I saw it on the early news". To which the blonde replies,"OH so did I! I never thought she would jump again though!"
And blonde joke 2. A Blonde, a brunette, and a red-head were in line for an execution. The red-head was first. As the firing squad was about to shoot, The chief counts down"3!! 2!! 1!!" and right before he gives the command to shoot, the red-head shouts"TORNADO!!!!!" The squad then frantically looks around and through all the confusion, she got away. The brunette was next."3!! 2!! 1!!" She then yells, "FLASH FLOOD!!!!" The squad then again frantically looks around and through all the confusion, she escapes. The Blonde was next. The firing squad set up. The Chief then starts the countdown."3!!! 2!!! 1!!!" Then the blonde yells "FIRE!!!!!!!"
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SNAKE_DAWG IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
I Love Yoshi With All My Heart!!!!!!
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I Love Yoshi With All My Heart!!!!!!
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UHA Posted: 01:09 Jun26 2006
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This one's kinda nasty..
There's 48 people and 2 gay people in a burning house. Who makes it out first?
The two gays because they're sh*ts already packed.
Sorry if that offended any homo sexuals...
There's 48 people and 2 gay people in a burning house. Who makes it out first?
The two gays because they're sh*ts already packed.
Sorry if that offended any homo sexuals...
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