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gamenerd Posted: 19:22 Jan30 2005 Post ID: 62518
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i'd stay away...
The cheese in the prarie goes WOOF WOOF WOOF all around town.
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die_zombie Posted: 00:19 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62565
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heres another blond joke
two women (a blond and a brunet) are falling because they had been pushed off a building, which one hit the ground first...
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die_zombie Posted: 00:20 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62566
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the brunet, because the blond had to stop for directions XD
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Cez Posted: 13:16 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62618
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Everyone and his ma's heard that one. Is originality being rationed?
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die_zombie Posted: 14:36 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62677
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sorry people
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liquidbutter Posted: 14:39 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62681
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Don't know if you guys have ever seen this, but:

A Letter To Tide

Dear Tide,
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...

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actionshark Posted: 15:15 Jan31 2005 Post ID: 62700
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So Tide(tidus lol to champ) killed his girlfriend?


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nintendo_dude Posted: 10:00 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62896
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Why do flies have wings?
Because otherwise theyd be caled walks.


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dragonsly345 Posted: 14:50 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62975
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whats invisable andsmells like carrots?

bunny farts :} :} :} :}


whats the 49ers favorite multimacation problem?

7x7 {not so funny}


what do you get when you cross the S word with a place animals are


kept?a shitzoo {is that spelled right?}


what do you get when you cross a bull dog with a shitzoo?


bull****


like some of them? k bye
yo it's me ****!my ar is busted it erased all its ******* info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heres a joke
what happens when u put a rooster in the freezer?











a stiff ****!!!!!!!!!
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problemsolver Posted: 14:52 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62976
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No it's not spelled right "shitsoo" (or at least I think) and some of them are okay i guess.... (and I know, I know I'm a pain in the...well you get the picture)

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sphinx99 Posted: 15:17 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62981
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RE: Whats in visible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts!:}:}:}:}
funny, but random.
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problemsolver Posted: 15:24 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62984
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On 23-Oct-2004 Cross Stinger said:They're mammals.
Technically so are humans

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sphinx99 Posted: 15:25 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62985
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Humans arent invisible, don't smell like carrots an aren't bunny farts!
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problemsolver Posted: 15:26 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 62988
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I didn't say they were did I? I was talking about what croosy said a few pages back.

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dragonsly345 Posted: 19:53 Feb01 2005 Post ID: 63177
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no you didn't whats big,round,and smelly








































YOUR @$$


sorry about that supercheats just a joke :}+<
yo it's me ****!my ar is busted it erased all its ******* info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heres a joke
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a stiff ****!!!!!!!!!
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problemsolver Posted: 09:35 Feb02 2005 Post ID: 63291
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Lol, not that good of a joke seeing as my dad's heard 10,000 times

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dragonsly345 Posted: 14:06 Feb02 2005 Post ID: 63389
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there r 10 birds on a fence {b b b b b b b b b b}aguy shoots 1 how many are left? {+++++++++++++++++++}





















0 they all flew away :}
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problemsolver Posted: 14:11 Feb02 2005 Post ID: 63392
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That one is kinda dumb

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joslifer1 Posted: 17:55 Feb02 2005 Post ID: 63521
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Um...was that supposed to be funny?
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problemsolver Posted: 18:03 Feb02 2005 Post ID: 63543
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My post wasn't I think his was SUPPOSED to be but he failed miserably

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