Here's a blonde joke:
There is a red-head, a brunette, and a blonde on an island.
The red head swims 1/4 of the way back to land, gets tired, and swims back.
The brunette swims 1/3 of the way back to land, gets tired, and swims back.
The blonde swims 3/4 of the way back to land, gets tired, and swims back.
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?