4 men go to heaven and enter through the pearly gates. There they meet Albert Einstein.
Hello, he says to the first man, hows your IQ?, mines high, he replies... Einstein says: good, we shall talk long into the night about astrophysics
Hello he says to the second man, hows your IQ? i guess it ok says the man... no problem, we can talk about mathematical equations for a while
Hello, he says to the third man, How is your IQ? not too good, he answers... fine, you can tell me about your job back in your life on earth
Hello, he says to the fourth man, hows your IQ? errrrrr, badly. replies the fourth man
really? asks Einstein, what level of IQ are you?
below 75, he answers
ok, says Einstein, hows man utd doing this season then??
2.
An ugly women is walking down a spanish beach looking at all the other women, dreaming of being beautiful. Then she finds a lamp on the floor, when she rubs it clean a genie comes out
My name is ling-lu-lung, it says, i shall grant you 3 wishes
ok, she says, i wish my face was beautiful
granted... suddenly her face becomes perfect
great, i wish i wasnt as fat
granted... she suddenly loses lots of weight and becomes perfectly thin
she looks around, i still need something, she thinks. then she looks down, i know she shouts
i wish i had the two biggest tits in the whole wide world
granted, says the genie... and on either side of her, cristiano ronaldo and alan smith from man utd appear
How were they? I just pasted them from my post in the last joke topic that no-one saw